My good deed for the day... →[More:] My good deed for the day was cleaning the sticky off a woman's butt.

Some idiot had dumped Coke all over the bench at the bus stop, and it had mostly dried. She sat on it and the seat of her jeans showed a perfect horseshoe. It was just dry enough to stick without soaking in, but sticky enough to require a wet paper towel from the gas station that just happened to be behind the bus stop.

There was way too much for her to get herself without being able to see it, so as traffic whizzed by, drivers must have got an eyeful as I worked for about five minutes wiping the lady's fanny.