Oo, I do have a book on the Kindle- "Happy Birthday or Whatever" by Annie Choi. I added it to my Goodreads so long ago I forget how or why, but the library had it for Kindle so I got it and it is SO funny!
I fell asleep ultra early, too, but I'm awake now and eating pasta. The jar of vodka sauce had been in the cabinet a long time, and I couldn't find a date on it, but I ate it anyway. I like to live dangerously. I'll be heading back to bed shortly. Good luck with the cabinet!