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15 November 2012

BAGELS FROM THE INTERNET OMG From The Whelk! Thank you thank you thank you! (And the new glasses look good, whelker)→[More:]
I have forgotten the circumstances in which he offered free New York bagels to the residents of the NOTMetaChat Chat Room, but I am delighted with what has arrived. Perfect Toasting Bagels (and I have an imperfect toaster) delivered by my friendly mail lady (yes, they exist) perfectly timed after I fed the cat and was deciding what to feed myself.

Enclosed with a Zabar's mail order catalogue that was 52 pages of *drool* EXCEPT on page 38... the "Rueben Kit Crate" did not include sauerkraut? WTF?

post by: oneswellfoop at: 13:46 | 6 comments

YER WELCOME!

posted by The Whelk 15 November | 15:08

omg. I am on a pretty strict low-carb diet and have lost 10 lbs (in about 2 months), but maybe when my jeans fit again I will order some real bagels. I don't dare get the catalog yet or I am done for. What we have down here in NC is not really worth the carbs. I haven't lived in nyc since the 80's.

posted by wens 15 November | 15:30

I really want Zabar's and his celebrity sex dream post killed me. KILLED.

posted by ethylene 15 November | 15:57

Update: first bagel consumed with Philly LowFat DontCallItCreamCheese and Smuckers Strawberry Jam. Yum.

Second bagel consumed with Hillshire Farms NotReallyPastramiButAsCloseAsAnythingNotFromADeliCounter and Real Sauerkraut as my own version of Almost a Reuben. Yum Again.

posted by oneswellfoop 15 November | 19:01

For science!

posted by The Whelk 15 November | 20:42

You know what they say... when all you have are New York Bagels, everything looks like a schmear.

posted by oneswellfoop 15 November | 22:46

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