I'll go first:

Exhibit A. When I need to clean the bathroom I do that when I'm showering and use the showerhead to thoroughly rinse everything.
Judgement 1: autonomous out-of-the-box thinker. Always a fresh original approach.
Judgement 2: evidence of having been living as a bachelor for too long and loss of decorum. Indeed out-of-the-box, but the box is in this case "what's cool and socially acceptable".

Judge me!

Exhibit A. I cannot eat a piece of fruit by just biting into it. I have to cut it open and remove any seed, stone or core before I eat it. For apples and pears I use a melon baller to remove the seeds.
Judgement 1: not wasteful, because I only throw away the inedible parts.
Judgement 2: excessive, unnecessary prissiness resulting from finding a caterpillar in a pomegranate as a child.

Judge me!

Heh

jouke: Creative, resourceful, "green" and efficient.

Senyar: Finding a caterpillar is way better than finding half a caterpillar. As a fellow fussy eater, I congratulate you on your precise dissections and your attention to detail.

Exhibit A: I eat the same breakfast every Sunday. Two farm raised eggs over easy, two slices of whole wheat toast, one sweet pink grapefruit, sectioned, and black coffee.

Judgment 1: Healthy locavore choice.

Judgment 2: Seriously boring person stuck in a Food Rut.

Kangaroo is very kind. :-)

Exhibit A: There are new phones where I work that do complicated fancy things, including voice mail. The manual is incomprehensible, so I don't know how to listen to the voice mail, and the damn light won't stop blinking -- I see it out of the corner of my eye when I'm trying to work. So I covered it with black paper and tape so I can't see it.

Judgment 1: I am a free spirit who will not be ruled by others who wish to cage me with their stupid telephones and stale messages.

Judgment 2: I am an annoying luddite who really needs to step it up and be a part of the 21st century.

Judgment 3: I am not a team player and shouldn't be allowed in the work place.

Judge away . . . .

Haha.

I have been wearing the same pair of jeans every day (except "I am giving a talk" days) for the past month or two of otherwise somewhat stressful travel and other business. I've washed them once or twice.

Judgment 1: Not having to pick what I am going to wear every day frees up precious brain cycles for other things when I have very few brain cycles to spare. Also, these jeans look decent on me.

Judgment 2: Dude, gross.

I guess that's a perk of working from home.

Also: americans call women 'dude'. Sounds strange when you're not used to it. Like me.
Although it does sound like dudeous behaviour.

I pick Judgment 1 for all.

WOO!

Occhiblu, that's the socially desirable answer. But I know you're secretly judging us. Which makes it even worse.
Which reminds me: we Nederlanders have the reputation among expats of being blunt. Somebody pointed out that in a Dutch company when your colleagues don't criticise you there's probably something brewing politically. No news is bad news.

I hired someone to clean my house, who is arriving in half an hour.

Judgment 1: frees up my time to do what I'm good at, creates work for local businesswoman (who runs a cleaning firm employing 6 people).

Judgment 2: what, you can't even keep your own house clean? You don't even have children. What right do you have to call yourself an adult human being?

no judging here, alto. the mister and I have been discussing doing just this, in fact. reasoning: more time to ride bikes!

lfr: judgment 2 is just what's been going on in my head! But having got home and seen the results (she did far more in two hours than I would have done, and her hourly rate is a third of mine) I have NO REGRETS.

alto: #1, because we have a cleaning service, too, and I can't judge other people on not being able to clean their own apartments/houses when I also don't like to do the chore.

Similar to altolinguistic:

Yard guy comes by every two weeks to cut the grass & edge

Judgment 1: I have the wiggle room in your budget, why should I be stuck outside in 90+F weather on a Friday evening or Saturday morning mowing grass in the summer, he does it on a consistent schedule and it looks so much better than when I do it

Judgment 2: lazy lazy lazy. It's not like you're doing anything special with the extra time you gain (like clean your house)

I keep considering finding someone to clean my house but don't. Though it may become a moot point if I like the steamer a friend lent to me as much as I do my dyson stick vac. The kitchen floor is my kryptonite.