That's not a howl. That's the scream of a middle-aged man. I know, it's my scream.

I don't know how disturbed I should be by that comment. But I do think you're the tops, oneswellfoop. ;)

I upvoted a comment on you tube for the first time.

Imagine that howling in your back yard, cops will be over full force wondering who you're trying to murder by forcing various objects into their ass.

I am so disturbed at the idea of foop making that sound in someone's yard for hours. Or anything.

Everyone I know is always yelling at their dogs to stop something. It's so odd.

My first thought did not have "dog" anywhere in it. I am a sick, sick man.

We need to raise funds so that Cody and oneswellfoop can meet for a howling.

This is really funny in the sense that Cody is not actually my dog.

For the record, I try to only make that sound indoors and for a relatively short period of time (usually after stubbing a toe). I'm fortunate enough to say that I've never found out what noise I would make if I had various objects forced into my ass.

I don't think Cody's people would allow me to meet him. He'd just try to follow me home and my apartment doesn't allow dogs.