So I got a call from the CDC →[More:] It was just a survey, but I told the woman when I get a call from the CDC, I expect to hear about a new plague or that I am being notified I have contracted a serious disease. She kind of freaked out a little, having been thrown off script, then I immediately added that I didn't have kids. This confused her for a few more minutes, she found her place in the script, recalled that I just said I didn't have kids, and thanked me for my time.

I use to be so mean to telemarketers and phone people, but in those days, they called all day, every day, and I decided to use them mercilessly for the purpose of stress relief.

Anyway, I just stumbled onto this site from an old Savage Love. Ah, diseases, they are everywhere. Do the right thing and/or pass the info along. I feel like it shouldn't be restricted to STDs.
There's a bit about scabies in there, too, jonmc!