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16 September 2011

Help me annoy my friend! I'd love some help coming up with stupid answers to the question "what do homework and hummus have in common?" [More:]

My friend just posted on facebook "what do homework and hummus have in common you ask? I got hummus on my homework."

Unswayed by the fact that it was rhetorical, I've begun answering his question.

I've already come up with (and posted) your dog ate both, they both begin with H, and I have neither.

Any other ideas?

I'M SUPER BORED CAN YOU TELL
How about "They're both all Greek to me"
posted by Senyar 16 September | 21:46
Hummus is good with pita; homework is just a PITA. (pain in the...)

DISCLAIMER: Commenter accepts no responsibility for condition of friendships if annoyance is utilized.)
posted by Kronos_to_Earth 16 September | 22:23
Clever! I used both of them. We'll see if we're still friends after this. :P Thanks!
posted by CitrusFreak12 16 September | 23:50
They are both delicious mixed with tahini. What? Just me?
posted by Splunge 17 September | 17:43
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