Help me annoy my friend! I'd love some help coming up with stupid answers to the question "what do homework and hummus have in common?"
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My friend just posted on facebook "what do homework and hummus have in common you ask? I got hummus on my homework."
Unswayed by the fact that it was rhetorical, I've begun answering his question.
I've already come up with (and posted) your dog ate both, they both begin with H, and I have neither.
Any other ideas?
I'M SUPER BORED CAN YOU TELL