How do you get out of a dumpster? →[More:] It turns out my beloved immersion blender might not have been nonfunctional, the plug it was plugged into doesn't work. I can see it at the bottom of the dumpster but I can't figure out how to get out of the dumpster once I got in. I need a folding chair to get into the dumpster but if I got it in the dumpster to help me out, I couldn't get it out again. It took a lot to give up on the immersion blender and chuck it out in the first place. I am in no fit shape to be crawling in and out of dumpsters. This is where boys skilled in parkour should swoop in, leaping about with the greatest of ease.