And back again from Georgian....
"Your mother is stupid to get his shirt off is considered to be two"

Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works at don't even serve Happy Meals

Irish: Yo momma cantalach sin, ní dhéanann an McDonalds oibríonn sí ag freastal ar fiú Béilí Happy

Haitian Creole : Yo maman konsa mosad, McDonald yo li travay nan pa menm sèvi Repa Happy

Galician: A súa nai é tan racional, o McDonalds que traballa non serven mesmo McLanche Feliz

Traditional Chinese: 喲媽媽這樣不高興，她的作品在麥當勞甚至不快樂兒童餐服務

Speaking of things we learned from the internet! Just recently, I learned that "your mama" exchanges and the like are called The Dozens. I had no idea!

In the spirit of anti-joke chicken:

Your mother is so grossly obese that she is at risk of developing cardiovascular disease and diabetes.

In Urdu:

تمہاری ماں نے اتنی بھاری موٹے ہے کہ وہ دل کی بیماری اور ذیابیطس کے خطرے میں ہے.

Then to Swahili!

Mama yako ni mafuta nzito kwamba hatari ya ugonjwa wa moyo na kisukari ni.

And on to Polish...

Twoja matka jest ciężki olej, że ryzyko chorób serca i cukrzycy.

And back to English:

Your mother is a heavy oil, the risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Not bad, magical glowing screen. Not bad at all.