Help me redecorate my office! Please hope me de-crapify my not-cube. Added difficulty: I am the not-receptionist.
→[More:]My desk is right in front of the door in the part of the main office where the receptionist's desk would be. I am tired of my ancient and inappropriate desk clutter.
I think it's time to retire the giant Playmobil pirate ship (a relic of my previous life as a Pirate-American). More importantly, I need suggestions for what to put behind my computer (which, if you're everyone but me, is actually in front of my computer). In the pic linked above, you can see that there is a pretty large open spot on the left. Crap accumulates there and I don't do anything with it for, like, two years.
A giant plant would be wonderful, but everyone in my office has the Hades touch and would kill it within a week. Fake flowers would have cobwebs. (We have so many important things to do around here. Soooooo many.)
Suggestions?