Monster monster! →[More:] Couple of friends of ours came over to our place tonight, one of them with her three-year old daughter. The little girl is afraid of all guys; she seems to be especially scared of me (even though she's seen me before. It's probably because of my beard and long hair), so I'm presently holed up in the bedroom, while the girls are in the living room. A little while ago, however, the little girl had to go to the toilet. So the first thing she asks when she comes out of the living room is, "did you take him outside?"