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mygothlaundry finally fulfilled her lifelong dream of becoming a roadie, though it was for Styx rather than the Allman Brothers. She was briefly married to Unknown Hinson last Tuesday.

LT became famous, infamous, and then completely forgotten about, entirely without his knowledge. The shadowy media conspiracy responsible for his fame decided the public was not ready for him and had all records of his celebrity destroyed, though rumor has it they are preserved on government mainframes deep within NORAD HQ at Cheyenne Mountain.

cmonkey was promoted to bmonkey, but after his indictment in the Tailhook scandal was demoted to dmonkey. He is currently assigned to the DMZ around BlazeockPileon.

rainbaby had brain rabies, but has since gotten better. She still maintains her 9-11 Truther website, mainly out of nostalgia.

amro is alive and well and working at KFC.

Tuxedo Sam found God but lost himself. He and God are currently waiting for a third party to stumble upon their whereabouts.

jonmc is still jonmc.

weretable and the undead chairs is in a POW camp in Cambodia because he needs the healthcare benefits from working there.

taz became the first elected Queen of Greece, despite being a foreigner and a commoner. She's just that awesome.

Eideteker was discovered to be a sampling error and has since been corrected.