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08 October 2009

omg what was that thing? warning: gross & insect related[More:]I was cleaning out my closet, and there was a pair of wool pants I'd forgotten about, crumpled up on the floor. I pulled them out, and it had this... white thing on it, kind of like a spiderweb but denser, AND SOMETHING WAS MOVING INSIDE OF IT. I quickly grabbed a kleenex and took it off and threw it out. WTF was that? Do I have to disinfect my closet? Should I throw the pants out? It was about the size of a quarter. I have the creepy crawlies now.
Some sort of cocoon, sounds like.

If you're freaked out, wash the pants. It'll be fine.
posted by pompomtom 08 October | 22:26
I'm afraid you have pants herpes. Please take your pants to Planned Parenthood and have them analyze the fabric. There is no cure, but with time and effort you can manage your condition and, hopefully, avoid a full-blown case of Mom Jeans.
posted by middleclasstool 08 October | 23:54
posted by middleclasstool 08 October | 23:54 [1 favorite]
posted by special-k 09 October | 00:10
middleclasstool, you just made me snort coffee through my nose.
posted by msali 09 October | 09:11
Spider egg sack!
posted by jamaro 09 October | 10:58
You have no idea how inspirational your words are for me, Middleclasstool.

I have born my lot in life with a solid stoic mien ever since my accidental exposure to Pants Herpes.

I wear Mom Pants now out in public, as a symbol of pride and self-care. No more hiding at home!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 09 October | 11:09
Tomorrow morning, the U.S. will bomb the moon. || Crypt and Coffin!

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