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09 August 2009

Woo Hoo! Morgan Spurlock asked me to marry him!! →[More:]

Yea, so we where walking along the beach and he stops and gets down on one knee and asks me to marry him. I'm thinking a Spring wedding. His soon to be ex-wife isn't invited.
post by: MonkeyButter at: 15:40 | 26 comments
For those of you unfamiliar, here he is.
posted by MonkeyButter 09 August | 15:48
I've had a crush on him for years.

*challenges MonkeyButter to a duel*

posted by essexjan 09 August | 15:51
Likewise.
posted by BoringPostcards 09 August | 16:00
carrots, at 20 paces!

Sorry ladies, I got him first. ('cept for that pesky wife of his.)
posted by MonkeyButter 09 August | 16:07
Well, I've decided that 'cause we're all friends here, you all can have my Moran a few nights a week but I definitely get him Saturday and Wednesday nights. Please don't wear him out. Too much.
posted by MonkeyButter 09 August | 16:14
Am I saying omg that's awesome, gratz! or am I laughing at this being funny ha ha?
posted by eatdonuts 09 August | 16:25
The former, but please also congratulate me on becoming engaged to Angua von Überwald on - what are the odds? - the very same day.
posted by Wolfdog 09 August | 16:43
Now I'm really confused.
posted by eatdonuts 09 August | 17:01
But omg I wish you all all the happiness that the world has to offer. May every night be bliss and every day full of a new fun adventure!
posted by eatdonuts 09 August | 17:02
Wolfdog, a match made in heaven. Congrats!
posted by MonkeyButter 09 August | 17:20
And to you!
posted by Wolfdog 09 August | 17:23
Not to intrude on your fun, but I have similar news. Can we have a double wedding?
posted by theora55 09 August | 17:40
The more the merrier, I say!
posted by MonkeyButter 09 August | 17:41
So many weddings! I can't wait til Paul Rudd asks me. I think it will be soon.
Did you know that he used to be a bar mitzvah dancer? We are perfect together.
posted by rmless2 09 August | 21:22
Wow, so amazing...because I'm expecting Stanley Tucci to pop the question any day now. I don't know how I'll tell my husband and son...but I'm sure they'll understand. How could they not? Look at him, he's adorable!
posted by Dejah 09 August | 21:49
Any duels should be conducted in Paraguay, where settling matters of honor in this way is still legal.
posted by reenum 09 August | 22:39
I'm so glad you've all found love like Robert Pattinson and I.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 09 August | 22:56
Enh, I'm not that big on blonds/redheads....big, fair, dark-haired with green eyes:--i.e. Daniel Day Lewis-- are my ideal.
posted by brujita 09 August | 23:32
Assuming I'm invited to all these weddings, is it ok if I bring my lover Johnny Depp?
posted by marsha56 09 August | 23:43
Jake, my fiance, is pretty pleased to hear it. We've been hanging with his sister Maggie all weekend, and her babby. She's pretty cool too.

Congrats, Wolfdog!
posted by jonathanstrange 10 August | 06:02
eatdonuts, whatever you do, don't drink the water!
posted by deborah 10 August | 10:31
lol, yeah, i totally fell into it. but who can know who anyone is and whether it all exists in my head anyway? i mean, i'll start chatting about some totally obscure thing that never comes up and then the week after suddently, IT'S EVERYWHERE! i enjoy being naive and stupid and ALL POWERFUL.

... but oh man, I hate to break it to you theora, but hugh jackman is totally gay, and unless you're packing, you're in for lonely married nights... like his current wife.
posted by eatdonuts 10 August | 11:51
Of course, I'll have to two-time the delicious Morgan with my other lover, and hope the two never accidentally meet.

Morgan loves it, just loves it, when I yell in his ear in the throes of passion "SUPERSIZE ME, BABY!!"

{I hope that's not TMI for MonkeyButter).
posted by essexjan 10 August | 11:54
theora55, having spent Saturday evening with a bunch of theatre boys, I also heard the Hugh Jackman story. And this was from a reliable source. I can say no more, my lips are sealed.
posted by essexjan 10 August | 12:04
What a coincidence! My best friend told me that Zachary Levi asked her about buying me a ring this weekend!

I decided that NPH would be stretching reality a little too thin. Obviously, my being a woman is the only reason he would never be interested.
posted by unsurprising 11 August | 06:29
I've only gotten her first name (Bonnie) so far, but still, it's getting pretty serious between us. Very exciting!
posted by danostuporstar 12 August | 08:38
← Nature abhors a vacuum. || Happy belated birthday to redvixen! →

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