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28 July 2009

3 point non-status updates In which we share 3 things that don't really say anything about anything.→[More:]
1. Gherkins are way too delicious for comfort.
2. My wii hates me because I've abandoned it - I'm scared it will tell me off for missing so much exercise
3. I really should have practiced for singing also

post by: jonathanstrange at: 07:02 | 37 comments

1. WTF, cycle?
2. New awnings & paint!
3. I go chasing waterfalls.

posted by rainbaby 28 July | 08:41

1. Sleeping too late in the mornings.
2. Eating too much fattening food.
3. Head shot today for work, hope I don't look puffy.

posted by LoriFLA 28 July | 09:05

1. My friend moved into his new house this weekend, and the master bedroom has 3 brown-sponge-painted walls and one dark eggplant wall. I'm pretty sure that room was done by the Trading Spaces team. Also, there's crown molding in only half of the open-floorplan living/dining room.

2. My friend saw the Penny-Arcade folks at SDCC, and Jerry Holkins sort of looked like a thinner John Hodgman.

3. I'm hungry.

posted by muddgirl 28 July | 09:08

1. You won't regret having your teeth cleaned every 6 months.

2. Boom chick-a-boom chick-a-boom chick-a-boom chick chick.

3. Why do cats insist on walking on either your rib cage or chest at night, but no other body part that is more conducive to the task at hand?

posted by Melismata 28 July | 09:25

1. Caperberries? Eh, not so much.

2. Ouch.

3. More bookcases is better.

posted by Elsa 28 July | 09:27

1. OMG Dust bunnies!
2. Flush
3. I go making phony calls.

posted by lysdexic 28 July | 09:31

1. Fried capers in steak tartar make all the difference.
2. Insect repellant is absolutely essential this time of year.
3. Many people are still parsing the new Harry Potter film.

posted by msali 28 July | 09:42

1. Solsbury Hill is a good song.
2. I like chocolate milk.
3. My anger isn't really dissipating from yesterday.

posted by eatdonuts 28 July | 09:44

1. Wow, that was a long time ago.
2. I hardly recognize him.
3. That guy sure was full of fire.

posted by Wolfdog 28 July | 09:57

1. Not too many insects here in the summer.
2. Cats keep stealing our socks
3. Our front steps are totally disintegrating into a pile of rubble.

posted by octothorpe 28 July | 09:59

1. I'm a failure at Facebook and Twitter.
2. Ugly Truth and The Proposal on successive nights (due to the heat). I hate women now, pretty much.
3. Cats turn into limp rags, in the heat. Humbles 'em.

posted by danf 28 July | 10:03

1. Greek yogurt is thick and delicious.
2. The bus never comes on time.
3. I know nothing about wind turbines.

posted by mdonley 28 July | 10:33

1. Putting off packing up the office is a bad idea but it's the option I've chosen.
2. Next time you make salad dressing, put in some lemon zest.
3. I don't know how people eat whole peppercorns. It doesn't seem fun to me.

posted by rmless2 28 July | 10:50

1. Twitter is boring and overrun with punkass kids now.
2. Must pay Sprint bill.
3. Feeling pretty good considering I got 6 hours of sleep.

posted by toastedbeagle 28 July | 11:07

1. therapy
2. therapy
3. Hot Dogs!

posted by DarkForest 28 July | 11:11

mango
gothic
4/4

posted by Ardiril 28 July | 11:16

a) Shittiest week EVER, or at least, in a long time.
b) Holy rain and floods people. It's almost BIBLICAL around here.
3) New friend who makes me laugh in town, but have not yet seen said friend.

posted by richat 28 July | 11:23

1. melatonin
2. burned tongue
3. always sleepy

posted by pinky.p 28 July | 11:25

.5 coffee
.03 Stupid brain
21/3 More coffee

posted by special-k 28 July | 11:54

00000001 My nephew keeps making banana shakes.
00000010 Lipstick makes a great bicycle repair tool. No, really.
00000011 A French roué -- moi?

posted by stilicho 28 July | 11:59

1. No doctor appointment on Thursday
2. Hot
3. The rats are so big

posted by deborah 28 July | 12:34

1. I hope my jinglys arrive today.

2. New tubes coming in on Friday.

3. School #1 is trying to attach strings. I'm waiting for School #2 to say YESSSSSSSSSSS before telling #1 to go fuck themselves.

posted by sperose 28 July | 12:42

a. the little orange ones work better than the white uncoated ones.

b. yeah, it is kind of like the apocolypse one but with elves, and I can dig that.

c. getting passive aggressive because your network can't do what everyone else in the world has managed doesn't bring customer loyalty.

posted by kellydamnit 28 July | 12:55

1. Bras were invented by the devil.

2. What the fuck are we paying them for when I can get the info in, like, 3 minutes??? These are sick people, you assholes!

3. Wine is good for you, tones muscles, and whitens teeth.

posted by Specklet 28 July | 13:09

1. Glad someone else had extras and is willing to share, cause I sure as hell haven't had enough.
2. Considering the circumstances, I'll forgive him for missing this meeting.
3. Hm. That would really be great. I appreciate the offer. Friends rock.

posted by Stewriffic 28 July | 13:12

1. In and out of DMV in 10 minutes.
2. Actually hoping for rain.
3. I don't wanna.

posted by redvixen 28 July | 13:56

1. I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.

2. I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.

3. I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.

But it's all right.

posted by essexjan 28 July | 14:49

1. Didn't sleep last night. Too hot.
2. Marly the neighbors cat, came over this morning.
3. Party at my house. Well mix some drinks and shave each other's asses.

posted by MonkeyButter 28 July | 14:51

1. Water water everywhere.
2. Cake for breakfast. Mmmmm, cake.
3. TUXEDO YAAAAY

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 July | 15:08

X. Bajingo.
XI. Vajayjay.
XII. Your flower.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 July | 15:24

1. Zinc tastes icky.
2. I missed out on the free pizza.
3. Spoooooooon!

posted by TrishaLynn 28 July | 16:41

1. Tetrazzini IS TOO a vegetable, shut up. It's just a vegetable with poultry in it.

2. I appear to be lost in a haze of time and humidity.

3. Movies or photos tomorrow. Haven't decided which, yet.

posted by BoringPostcards 28 July | 20:40

1. I love pineapple soda.
2. The wrens flew away.
3. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger.

posted by Pips 28 July | 20:58

1. badger badger badger
2. badger badger badger
3. SNAKE!

posted by NucleophilicAttack 28 July | 21:35

1. Please don't be sick again please don't be sick again please for the love of Christ don't be sick again.
2. If you hit someone, and then survive, I will hunt you down and extract your liver with a nail file and a pair of salad tongs.
3. The hugs seemed genuine.

posted by notquitemaryann 29 July | 00:46

1.Cough
2.Sleep
3. Missed onscreen wizard funeral.

posted by brujita 29 July | 00:46

1. Mosquito coils are magical cancer bombs.
2. Yay for finding things you forgot about in places you never check.
3. I hate that I have to drink so much bottled water.

posted by unsurprising 29 July | 14:19

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