We finally have television! →[More:]We've had a television, but never cable and never more than about seven channels. I don't know why, we're internet, dvd and book people I guess. Yesterday we finally had cable and a package installed and I was fairly excited! I mean, television with something like 6 billion channels installed and on demand shows, weeeeeeeeee! Right?

Uh, I'm fairly overwhelmed. The television is off. I can't even fathom turning it on. It's all so scary! I fail as a consumer.