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04 June 2009
For the nerd who has everything ...→[More:]
... I bring you ...
Anyway, these are clearly fake, because everyone knows that Star Trek fans are 350lb men who, at the age of 47 still live in their mother's basements, consume only pizza and Mountain Dew and whose knowledge of scuba diving is confined to their distant memories of The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau from their childhood.