1. Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Reptilia

Subclass: Godzillica

Order: Carnivora

Family: Godzillus

Tribe: Japonica

Genus: Godzillis

Species: G. Godzilla

2. Me and what army? Who the fuck needs an army? I can kick ANYONE from here to kingdom come all by my lonesome.

3. I believe that I can control whether or not bugs will bite me. Stupid bugs and their stupid biting, always proving me wrong.

1. Well, if she's a dinosaur, she's a pretty special one. I think if all dinosaurs were equipped with thermonuclear heat rays, they might well have survived the Ice Age.

2. God's cock.

3. I believe I can control my own destiny. Silly!

1) Mothra is a moth.
2) Fungal spores.
3) I have, in the past, controlled the size of a candle flame using only my will and some recently released sex magick energy. I do not know the current state of said mojo.

1. People can only take so many remakes.
2. Anyone brave enough to trust me to lead as they watch my back.
3. You wrote this silly post, didn't you? ;-)

1. That's really Godzilla's business, and nobody else's.
2. Dick Armey.
3. I am 100% responsible for the Red Sox winning and losing, but not in a way that I have any control over. It's sort of like the game, which I just lost, but that's okay, because so did you.

1.-zilla is a great suffix.
2. God. Of course!
3. My finances....Hahahahahahah.

1. I'm pretty sure Godzilla is a vegetable... unless he is a seed-pod in which case I'll go with fruit.
2. Unladylike-behavior, including but not limited to cursing, havin' opinions, smoking my own cigarettes in company, and talking candidly about my period. I score a hit every time someone faints, clutches their pearls and whispers "Oh mercy", or attempts to have me committed.
3. Nothing, I've come to realize...

1. Godzilla is a Blue Oyster Cult song that used to seem pretty OK but you get tired of it in a hurry. Plus it's sort of tied up with faint memories of an enormous biker chick hitting on me at a BOC show (with Wishbone Ash and Nazareth, of all things). On the whole I would rather see Tokyo destroyed.

2. I can't remember the question but I can see the last couple of repsonses were "unladylike behavior", "God", and "Dick Armey". What the fuck, I'll go with "Colleen" and hope that turns out to be a winner. In a pinch, it might be "Florence".

3. I hve he biit to mi evry hid lete whn I' tyin stpi sht o waky oss.

On preview: Mm. Both good choices. But then I'm less a fight-air and more...

1. I'm confused as to how atomic radiation can confer firebreathing powers in only one generation.

2. I am legion.

3. Not a lot, but I can control my body temperature. Sometimes my heartbeat. I started trying when I was a little girl.

1. Godzilla? No man, it's all about GODZOOKY, the Scrappy Doo of rubber monsters.

2. The Army of Darkness, natch.

3. I once made my friend spill cough syrup USING ONLY MY MIND. I'm not sure if that means I can control my friend or cough syrup.

1. Godzilla is a dinosaur. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2. Based on muddgirl's answer above, I'll pick her to take into battle with me.

3. The only thing I have any control over lately is cleaning the litterbox.