#1 - The first rule of Catfight Club is, you do not talk about Catfight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Catfight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Catfight Club.
#3 - If someone runs away, goes passive, stops to lick a paw, the fight is over.
#4 - Two cats to a fight. Other cats may growl and hiss.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Catfights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Catfight Club, you have to fight.
#9 - The fight is over if any cat is called for dinner, or if any birds or squirrels appear nearby.
posted by jdroth at 9:28 AM PST on February 17