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I did it, by the way, performing a complicated maneuver known to us professionals in the biz as "unpacking my shaving kit." Hit the head of my razor just right.
It's also on the same hand, on the edge of my thumb that touches the spot on my finger that got deli-sliced. This is seriously going to throw me off my masturbation regimen.
I don't see why that is unsafe for work, gomi. It looks like a great device for holding a chef's knife to slice veggies, thereby saving fingers, and thus a boon to all humankind. Perhaps it could be employed for other uses, as well; I don't know.
You'll all be pleased to know that I got my better-than-sex cake and ratatouille prepped for tomorrow night's festivities with nary a slice. My thumb Band-Aid tried to come off while I was chopping 'maters, but I managed to deal with the situation in a sanitary fashion. I'm prepped as far as I can be for the night, and the kitchen counters are so clean that you could eat off them after having sex on them, and they'd still be sanitary.
In terms of tomorrow night's dinner, I am now, as my father is fond of saying, shitting in the tall cotton.
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