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21 November 2008

Currently cracking me up: this restaurant review of Lily's Cafe Restaurant. →[More:]

Here's an example of a typical ordering experience:

Lily: Order something, please.
Mom: OK, do you have coffee?
Lily: No. No coffee at the Cafe Restaurant. Only water and tea.
Mom: OK, tea please.
Lily: No tea. Only water.
Mom: OK, water.
Lily: Do you want coffee?
Mom: Well ... actually, yes.
Lily (Handing me a toy tomato) Here.

linked in a MeFi comment by stupidsexyflanders, here

post by: taz at: 05:48 | 4 comments

Jason took me to eat there once, only it was called Shopsins.

posted by essexjan 21 November | 06:11

ha!

"Eventually something inside me, probably skewed by my erotic feelings about breasts and things like that, assembles a product and just shoots it up."

I hope you didn't have the Cream of Any Vegetable soup.

posted by taz 21 November | 06:19

I LOL'd at this : It's not cheap. Currently she says everything costs "20 miles."

EJ that place in NYC sounds great. What an awesome business model! That might be my new MO: If the product is good, you can be however much of an asshole you want!

posted by chewatadistance 21 November | 09:27

Hee. Nice review.

Shopsins reminds me of The Elbow Room. I miss that place. Sometimes service with a sneer is perfect, if it's done right.

posted by elizard 21 November | 14:17

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