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12 November 2008

In these tough economic times ... →[More:]

... it's a good idea to make sure you don't forget to carry out that cost vs benefit analysis.

post by: essexjan at: 14:31 | 9 comments

Buy a $9 bottle of wine and you get drunk tonight.

Buy a $11 hammer and you can steal wine every night for life. Except when you go to jail.

posted by mullacc 12 November | 14:41

If I had a hammer, I'd get hammered in the evening...

posted by arse_hat 12 November | 14:54

i have at least two. Let's get hammered.

posted by ethylene 12 November | 14:57

All over this land!

posted by Melismata 12 November | 14:59

I'm pretty sure the net present value of being drunk and having a hammer is more than $11.

posted by cillit bang 12 November | 15:33

Y'all can't figger. That hammer is a one-time investment that could be used to 'acquire' several bottles. Just because the moron was caught the first time doesn't make the hammer a bad investment.

posted by trinity8-director 12 November | 18:19

You're also all forgetting to add the intrinsic value of the smashing of the empty wine bottles with the hammer, while drunk. RAWWR!

posted by goo 12 November | 19:47

To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Hammer Time!

posted by lukemeister 12 November | 21:09

test

posted by seanyboy 13 November | 19:15

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