MetaChat - I am very creeped out right now

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08 November 2008

I am very creeped out right now →[More:] why? I just witnessed a 'divorce' party at my new watering hole. yowza. One of them grabbed my ass. I feel violated.

post by: special-k at: 02:10 | 12 comments

Anyone who grabs my ass in public is getting a kick in the shins.

posted by sperose 08 November | 02:37

This makes me SOOOO mad. I'm glad it wasn't more.

posted by MonkeyButter 08 November | 02:45

Anyone who grabs my ass in public is getting a kick in the groin. And a slap in the face.

posted by chewatadistance 08 November | 06:54

Anyone who grabs my ass in public gets a smooch on the mouth.

posted by BitterOldPunk 08 November | 07:44

Divorce party? That seems kinda, I don't know, just icky or something.

*makes note to stay away from BOPs ass*

posted by -t 08 November | 07:59

Divorce cakes.

The classic elbow to the belly is my favoured response.

posted by goo 08 November | 08:08

*smooches -t anyway*

posted by BitterOldPunk 08 November | 08:21

Grab my ass in public, my husband will grab you by the throat and shove you against the wall. I've seen it happen before. It ain't pretty.
Plus, since when did divorces become cause for public celebration? People I know who go through them grieve the loss of their marriage, not celebrate. I suppose there are exceptions, though.

posted by msali 08 November | 09:36

Yeah, you were violated. Damn.

I did like that move Buffy did in the movie. Rotate arm, grab arm, immobilize arm. Should be easy with a drunken fool. Plus then his freinds laught at him.

Divorce party? Hm. Truthfully I got over the mourning part a while ago. It'll be sad when the papers are signed, but it's also the start of my new life, so there would be something to celebrate.

Ok, I love the split topper with the guns drawn. Thanks goo!

posted by lysdexic 08 November | 10:15

This just creeped me out (not divorce related, not safe for work, not tasteful, just twisted).

posted by TheDonF 08 November | 13:54

Anybody who grabs my ass is probably trying to steal my wallet.

posted by jonmc 08 November | 20:21

Wow. Where exactly was this?

posted by iamkimiam 08 November | 20:26

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