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06 November 2008

Today's Life Tip from your friend, jrossi [More:]Make sure you marry someone who is willing to race home from work to save you the horror of collecting a stool sample. That's true love, man.
Oh, what I would give for love like that.
posted by Melismata 06 November | 13:49
Yes. . . .bodily functions, minor bathroom surgeries, seeing you at your worst. . .that is love, really.
posted by danf 06 November | 13:54
Oh, what I would give for love like that.

Heh, good one.
posted by danostuporstar 06 November | 14:05
Unfortunately, his trip home was "unproductive" and it's still going to fall to me. :-( Parenthood is so gross.

Still, it was a lovely gesture.
posted by jrossi4r 06 November | 14:22
Oh I get it, the sample was from someone else.
posted by StickyCarpet 06 November | 15:53
aw, that is sweet. You are too funny, jrossi. You can do it! :)

I'm an odd bird because my own child's poop is like Playdoh. I could scoop it into little plastic cups without batting an eye. Maybe because I have scooped and handled more human shit than one would like.
posted by LoriFLA 06 November | 16:26
I was assigned to the the middle-of-the-night pinworm search. . .flashlight, scotch tape. . .

No "product," but I have never particularly relished dealing with that part of my daughter.
posted by danf 06 November | 16:37
Staging a Google Street View event. || NC is blue, baby.

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