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03 October 2008

Random Insult Thread! Let it all out![More:]You're a bitch! You evil devilish fiend! Die die die die! Doodle butt!
RANDOM insults? What a stupid idea! Insults don't have any effect unless they are well-targeted. Now, what IS the correct term for a Female Guido?
posted by wendell 03 October | 10:35
--You like like you fell out the ugly tree/stupid tree/goofy tree and hit every branch on the way down.

--Yo' momma so fat, I gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
posted by jason's_planet 03 October | 10:38
"look like" for the first one.
posted by jason's_planet 03 October | 10:40
Are you calling me a Female Guido, wendell? Vafancullo! Andate tutti a 'fanculo, all of youse, while we are at it.
posted by msali 03 October | 10:49
wendell: "Guidette", according to The Bouncer

random insults? eh, I got nothin', too busy and not annoyed enough yet this AM.
posted by lonefrontranger 03 October | 10:50
--Tell me I'm thin and beautiful before I eat this pizza.
--You're thin and beautiful before you eat that pizza.

Okay, it's not random, but it can be modified to suit your needs so call it "general purpose" rather than random.
posted by WolfDaddy 03 October | 11:00
You're *this* much of a moron.

(holding thumb and index finger a half inch apart)
posted by danf 03 October | 11:48
You suck so hard you can't keep your clothes on your body!

it doesn't make sense to me, either
posted by lysdexic 03 October | 12:00
You're so random, you're statistically meaningless!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 03 October | 12:05
Autism SUCKS.
posted by Kangaroo 03 October | 12:11
Those jeans don't make your butt look big. It's your fat arse that makes your butt look big.
posted by essexjan 03 October | 12:22
Your ears are like handles of jug!
posted by Atom Eyes 03 October | 12:26
Soooo, were those the only pair of ugly jeans left in the store, or did you order that special?
posted by lysdexic 03 October | 13:08
Svelte is a nice word, don't you think?
posted by Zack_Replica 03 October | 13:15
buttbaby malaka! *points to crotch* Nah!
posted by taz 03 October | 13:21
Ugly? Me? You're not exactly open casket material yourself.
posted by essexjan 03 October | 13:31
You're lower than a snake's belly in a tyre rut.
posted by goo 03 October | 13:34

Yo' momma so dumb, she gotta take off her shirt to count to two.
posted by jason's_planet 03 October | 13:39
You're so full of random senselessness, an indie band named a song after you.

You're so dumb, you sprayed Lysol up your butt so your shit wouldn't stink.

You're so dumb, you killed your first cousin so your second cousin could move up in rank.

You're so dumb, you refused to rent "The Perfect Storm" cuz you didn't want to get the DVD player wet.

You're so dumb, George Bush reads your blog when he wants to feel smart.

You're so dumb, you just keep saying "maverick" over and over and over.
posted by Hellbient 03 October | 13:51
If brains was gas, you wouldn't have enough to run a piss-ant's motor scooter around the inside of a Cheerio.
posted by Specklet 03 October | 14:00
"You've lived up to my expectations" Which I always thought was great, as a subtle insult.
posted by King of Prontopia 03 October | 15:12
Three things I can't say no to || Happy birthday sperose!

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