So my brother's left the UK and is living in Campbell, San Jose for a while. Which is nice. →[More:]I had this awesome idea that I'd round up a whole bunch of internetters to turn up at his local bar wearing t-shirts that had his picture on them. The idea that you could travel 3000 miles and everyone in this new place would have your face plastered on their chests had me chuckling merrily for the better part of the day.

Anyway - That's by the by. I'm just asking if there's anyone reading this who lives close by who would know some good places for a WoW loving Rock listening (Machine Head, System of a down) Java programmer to hang out in? Preferably the sort of places that would be filled with women who cannot resist the English accent.