I GOT GOATSE'D
I've successfully avoided it for YEARS and now I'm blinded.→
[More:]Some jerk on reddit hotlinked a SFW picture from encyclopediadramatica.com. The webmaster there replaced the hotlinked pic with a collage of the most disgusting things you've ever seen in your life. I saw the (innocently titled) link on popurls.com and clicked. I almost lost my lunch. Don't click on anything titled "past vs present."
I've been SO good at not clicking on links that look sketchy or might have been put there by griefers. I've been so frightened of this damned picture. (If you don't know what goatse is, for the love of God, do NOT google it. Go to wikipedia ONLY and search for it there. The text description may still be disgusting but at least your brain won't be scarred for life.)
AUGGHHHH.. does anyone have some bleach for my brain???