I learned something from a customer yesterday. →
[More:] I'm not ordinarily a fan of plastic surgery, but I also am a fan of freedom of choice. You want to go buy yourself some boobs, you go right ahead. It's your money. But, really, you shouldn't get them bigger than your head. And they shouldn't be all shiny like that, like someone got at them with a floor waxer. And the lips...like two uncooked breakfast sausages glued to your face, not a good idea. I know it's impolite to gawk but to me and my coworkers, this was like a car wreck, you just couldn't look away.
(sadly, no pictures.