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13 July 2008

Crosspost from MeFi There was this time in Canada when I fell in love with a Hungarian girl.[More:]She was the receptionist at the insurance restoration company that I was a labourer/project manager for. She had natural red hair, and perfectly formed tits, and she was young and beautiful. She would laugh at anything, and she flirted at the drop of a hat, and I was too young to see these things as red flags.

I was also too young to understand that her abusive biker boyfriend was a part of her pathology, and that no matter how much her mother loved me and my knowledge of Hungarian cuisine, her heart was Romek's to grind beneath his leather boots.

I had to go and install emergency security one morning at her house. She didn't show up for work because Romek had argued with her, and beaten her door down, so she didn't have the ability to lock up her house and leave.

So I show up, with my plywood and drillgun, to secure her door and bring her to work.

She's frantic, and Romek is constantly calling her while I am there doing my work. Eventually she gets me on the phone with him. "What's your problem, man?" I ask him.

"I am coming over, right now," is his response. We fuck off tout de suite, and I drive her to work.

Never did get into her pants, although the account manager did - he had a regular coke hookup.

Good guys finish last.
There was this time in Canada when I fell in love with a Hungarian girl.

In my head I'm hearing this line to the tune of 'El Paso'...

Up in the Canadian town of Toronto, I fell in love with a Hungarian girl...
posted by jonmc 13 July | 13:45
Vancouver - the meter still works
posted by Meatbomb 13 July | 13:51
Somebody call Marty Robbins.
posted by jonmc 13 July | 13:54
Good guys finish last.

I used to believe that, but that's just something we tell ourselves to make us feel better. The truth is a woman usually decides with five minutes of meeting us whether she'd consider having sex with us or not. Our task is to simply not mess up by doing something stupid.
posted by jonmc 13 July | 13:56
The truth is a woman usually decides with five minutes of meeting us whether she'd consider having sex with us or not.

No.

But I can tell you that we suspect the same of men.

We're probably both wrong much of the time.
posted by loiseau 13 July | 16:45
OK, let me revise. The "good guys finish last" was purely for narrative purposes. Actually I was a big ungainly dork at the time and it is in retrospect no surprise to me that I was not getting any action.
posted by Meatbomb 13 July | 23:40
... I can tell you that we suspect the same of men.
That's not true at all - we don't need to make a decision unless you happen to be standing without a pulse. Even then *makes hand-waggling motion* - depends on how warm ...

Plus, yeah, good guys finish last. Dorkiness aside, it's just a fact of life.
posted by dg 14 July | 03:49
loiseau: I didn't say they'd decide whether they will sleep with you in five minutes, just whether they'd even think about it.
posted by jonmc 14 July | 08:27
For your Sunday listening pleasure, || Fun with plumbing.

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