1. Son #2 is in San Antonio on the marching band trip.

2. Son #1 is going to a friend's wedding about a hundred miles away.

3. That leaves just me and Mrs. Doohickie hanging around the house. Ooh baby.

OH, and most importantly, I get to be a DOGFATHER!

Dogfather? To whom?

1. My baby just crawled for the first time today. Most awesome moment since the first time he laughed.
2. Ph33r my ossem new shoes. Women were licking me at the supermarket as I passed them in the aisles.
3. Every time I log in here and look at the sidebar, the dog looks to me like he was rooting around in the dress above him and got the print all over his face, and that FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT.

1) I got woken up at 6:30am (I work nights; this is about 2 hours after I go to bed) by my drunken roommate, who had entered my bedroom and was trying to open my closet door, for, I imagine, urinary purposes

2) I need to get an IRC client going on my work machine; when I was unemployed I started hanging out in #bunnies and I kinda miss it (especially blabbing with AV)

3) It's beautiful out! And I got paid! And I just invented a new drink in my brain and later I'm gonna make a bartender make it for me! Hooray!

Dogfather? Supermarket licking? Qua?

1. i think Orly is a pretty name.
2. i usually leave all things barbeque to the experts who have some ancient recipe stolen from the coffin of some dead neighbor's dead auntie "...and that's when we opened this pork shack" and i think it should stay that way. i think i would have been happier eating well seasoned long cooked pork without all this saucing pulling bun nonsense. Stupid premade sauce. Pork waster! For shame!
Already planning to feed the rest to other people who will love it and future pork fatty goodness will no must stop--
(My taste buds could be burnt out. Everyone seems to really like everything but nothing seems to quite be working for me.)
3. Achey.

eekacat is my dog Sky's Dogfather! :)

He is my 911 meets Dear Abby for all things Doggy, and is sending critical training accoutrement from der U.S, plus awesome fun toy.

I think this makes Silver and Saffron Sky's Dogcousins. It takes a village.

1. The boyfriend decided to move to Berkeley without me and won't do the long distance thing, so I am trying hard not to spend the rest of the time I have with him in tears constantly.

2. I passed the bar exam. Now if I can just pass Character and Fitness, I'll be a lawyer.

3. I am looking at a new apartment tomorrow since my lease is up at the end of June.