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07 May 2008

SHOUTING THREAD: NAPKIN HOLDER EDITION ATTENTION NAPKIN HOLDER REFILLERS:[More:]

DO NOT STICK 374 NAPKINS INTO A HOLDER DESIGNED FOR 50. SEE, NOW I NEED MORE NAPKINS BECAUSE THE NAPKIN BOMB YOU PACKED EXPLODED SO VIOLENTLY THAT WHEN THE HOLDER FLEW ACROSS THE TABLE MY SOUP BOWL WAS OVERTURNED! AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE SOUP!
AND WHY IN THE CAFE AT WORK DO YOU HAVE TO PUT THE CARDBOARD SLEEVES FOR THE HOT, HOT, HOT COFFEE (DO YOU UNDERSTAND? IT'S FUCKING HOT!) WAY ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAFE FROM WHERE THE COFFEE IS SERVED AND IN A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN'T PICK UP A SLEEVE FIRST BEFORE YOU GET THE COFFEE??!! WHY DON'T YOU PUT THEM NEXT TO THE COUNTER SO PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO CARRY A (OUCH! OUCH!) RED HOT CUP OF COFFEE RIGHT ACROSS THE CAFE? IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
posted by essexjan 07 May | 06:19
AND TO THE CASHIER AT WALGREENS: STOP LICKING YOUR FINGERS BEFORE YOU PICK UP A BAG TO PUT MY STUFF IN! EVERY TIME YOU DO IT I SAY, THANKS BUT I DON'T WANT A BAG EVEN IF I HAVE 15 BOXES OF TYLENOL AND DIAPERS AND BABY WIPES AND M & M'S AND A NEW TOOTHBRUSH FOR MY HUBBY WHO DROPPED HIS BEHIND THE TOILET AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF! I DON'T WANT A BAG THAT YOU LICKED FOR GOD'S SAKE SO STOP IT, IT'S GROSS AND DISGUSTING AND JUST DON'T, OK???
posted by Kangaroo 07 May | 07:19
LIFE IS AWESOME. CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE PLEASE?
posted by netbros 07 May | 07:31
ATTENTION WHINY-VOICED SLIMEBALL BUILDING OWNER: REMEMBER THAT I'M AN OWNER NOT A RENTER. I TOLD THE SUPER YESTERDAY THAT I WOULD LET THE CONTRACTOR KNOW WHEN IT WOULD BE CONVENIENT FOR HIM TO COME IN FOR PICTURES--AND IT'S POINTLESS NOW SINCE THE WORK HAS ALREADY STARTED. THIS ISSUE IS BETWEEN THE PENTHOUSE OWNER AND ME. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!
posted by brujita 07 May | 10:03
MDONLEY I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT BUT I LOLLED AT YOUR DESCRIPTION, HEEEEEE!!!!

*fills mdonley's bowl with guiness stew*

THERE, HAVE SOME OF THAT, I MADE ENOUGH FOR A FLIPPIN ARMY!
posted by lonefrontranger 07 May | 10:22
I WAS ABOUT TO START A SHOUTING THREAD, SO I'M GLAD THIS HANDY ONE IS ALREADY HERE!

PEOPLE. ARE. SLACK. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MEET WITH A CLIENT FOR ABOUT 6 WEEKS TO NAIL DOWN AN EXTENDED CONTRACT THROUGH THE SUMMER, AND THEY HAVE BEEN EVASIVE AND UNRESPONSIVE AT BEST! I POLITELY EXPLAINED I NEED TO PLAN MY SCHEDULE, AND WANTED TO OFFER THEM FIRST GRAB AT A CONTRACT THROUGH AUGUST, WOULD LIKE TO MAKE PLANS SOONER RATHER THAN LATER, COULD THEY PLEASE LET ME KNOW A GOOD TIME TO TALK. NO RESPONSE! NOT EVEN A "THANKS BUT NO THANKS", NOTHING.

I REALIZE THEY ARE BUSY (WHICH IS WHY I AM OFFERING MORE TIME TO THEM) BUT THEY COULD AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M ALIVE. FUCKERS. IT WILL BE THEIR LOSS WHEN I'VE FIGURED OUT ANOTHER WAY TO SURVIVE, BUT IT DOESN'T HELP THE $ PANIC IN THE MEANTIME.
posted by chewatadistance 07 May | 10:30
COMPUTER NOT WORKING! DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THE SCREEN IS DEAD! BOO! NOW I'M WORKING ON ANOTHER MACHINE AND IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 07 May | 10:44
RIP OFF BANK IS TRYING TO CHARGE ME FEES AND INTEREST WHEN IT'S THEIR ERROR AND I'M CRANKY AND A BIT EMBARASSED COS I YELLED AT THE GUY ON THE PHONE COS I WAS PISSED OFF AND AM TOO EMOTIONAL LATELY (I SOBBED AT AN EPISODE OF CSI YESTERDAY) AND I'M SORRY BANK CALL CENTRE GUY BUT YOU WERE BEING A CRETIN.
posted by goo 07 May | 11:04
Bunny! OMG! || Fatherhood: Mission Accomplished

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