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29 April 2008

Free Stimulus Checks! [More:] Ok! Are you stimulated?


Damn you people stop getting my hopes up!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 29 April | 10:39
not yet.
posted by special-k 29 April | 10:41
TPS, you are not stimulated. I'm sorry. Thank you for participating in the Free Stimulus Check Program.
posted by rainbaby 29 April | 10:42
I don't get a stimulus check. Didn't make enough. Apparently I am no longer welcome in this world. Too many snarky comments, I guess.
posted by DarkForest 29 April | 10:50
Someone's going to have to talk to me nice, and take me to dinner before I get stimulated. I may be free, but I ain't easy.
posted by eekacat 29 April | 10:55
Hey, that's not my stimulus! My stimulus is a little bit over, sugar.

DarkForest, me neither. Didn't make enough to need the money... hmm, something's wrong there...
posted by Elsa 29 April | 11:08
The Free Stimulus Check Program relies on self-reporting, and so may be flawed.

posted by rainbaby 29 April | 11:14
Apparently they're ordering the dispersal of them by the last two digits of your SSN.
posted by Hellbient 29 April | 11:16
I just checked my account. I'm stimulated.

Just in time for gas prices to hit ~$3.67/gal. What curious timing you have, Mr. Bush!
posted by syntax 29 April | 11:42
Even when my check comes, it will be far from stimulating. Unless I skim some off the top for porn between my checking account and the college account.
posted by danf 29 April | 12:31
This stimulation is NOT free. Please leave your money on the dresser, sugar. Or if you really want to piss the pimp off, pay down your debt.
posted by WolfDaddy 29 April | 13:02
*siiiigh*

Only my checking services are free, WolfDaddy. I know the money is a crazy pimpy idea.
posted by rainbaby 29 April | 13:10
No stimulus check for me (my parents claimed me as a dependent). They don't get one either, because they make too much.

I get fucked all around! Yay!
posted by sperose 29 April | 13:31
Just in time for gas prices to hit ~$3.67/gal. What curious timing you have, Mr. Bush!


Dude, that's cheap. 3.95 here.
posted by special-k 29 April | 13:54
I'm stimulated all the time, where's my free stuff?!
posted by cmonkey 29 April | 14:29
They really should teach kids how to do stimulus self-exams in health class.
posted by danostuporstar 29 April | 14:43
I'M STIMULATED. TIME TO STOP DRINKING COFFEE.
posted by Doohickie 29 April | 18:35
And I still haven't paid $3.50/gal yet. So there. Nya nya.
posted by Doohickie 29 April | 18:36
I may be free, but I ain't easy.
Ooh, ooh, try me! I'm free and easy!
posted by dg 30 April | 04:06
Ben & Jerry's Free Scoop Day! || James McMurtry

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