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18 April 2008

There's a horrible smell outside. [More:]It's only subtle, but noticeable. I think it's the sewage drain.

This is due to be replaced under the insurance because it's been damaged by tree roots but I suspect it's now actually cracked and is leaking a little.

The work was due to start in February, but is still outstanding because two of my three neighbours (the one from hell upstairs and the guy next door to me) haven't paid their one-quarter share of the deductible, and the building owner is now having to ask their mortgage companies to pay it. So all this is taking time, and in the meantime the drain has finally cracked.

The tree causing the problem belongs to the neighbour from hell. The previous owners used to get it trimmed back every three years. He's never bothered so it's got bigger and bigger and is now absolutely huge. It has a Preservation Order on it, so it can't be cut down or trimmed unless the local council approves.

As you may recall, this neighbour is a nightmare, for various reasons. He's ignored letters from the council and our building owner going back several years telling him the tree needs to be cut back. He thinks if he ignores them, the problem will go away. Hello? 70ft oak tree in your yard? Will. Not. Go. Away. By. Itself. The building owner has now threatened him with court action to have the tree trimmed back.

The roots have caused cracking to the corner of the building which will have to be repaired, as well as the drain problems. Thankfully the insurance covers it, apart from the £1,000 deductible (split between four) but the tree needs to be significantly reduced in size.

But - yay! - the building owner says that if Neighbour From Hell won't arrange it, he'll get onto the neighbour's mortgage company. If they have to pay for the work they'll add the cost to his mortgage (which the law says they can do), and it'll cost him a lot more in the long run.

But for today - ewww. Slight pooey smell in the air. It's not likely to be sorted out soon, but fortunately it's not near the living room or bedrooms, it's down the side of the building.
Oh, dear. I'm so sorry. I wish there were some magic bunnies who could swoop through with de-poo-smell wands.
posted by Claudia_SF 18 April | 02:20
i used to live right next to a slight poo smell. it sucks, hope it is resolved soon.
posted by By the Grace of God 18 April | 03:44
My backyard has turned into the Bog of Eternal Stench for the very same reason.

I am currently trying to gas myself to death with incense to avoid the lurking bowel smell that seeps up through the floorboards. The fact that it's pissing down with rain is not helping - the piles of godknowswhat in what's left of my backyard are slowly melting and running into the neighbours property. Which is only fair as their tree is the one that caused this in the first place.

You have my sincerest condolences. You just don't appreciate drains until they don't.
posted by ninazer0 18 April | 05:27
Well, folks, THAT'S really poopy.
posted by lleachie 18 April | 07:27
So is neighbour from hell responsible for the Euro-whiff?
posted by cillit bang 18 April | 08:59
Mea culpa, the smell has gone. I suspect it was the Euro Whiff.

NFromH is still an arsehole though. There was a bloke from the council round yesterday wanting to speak to him about unpaid Council Tax from last year.
posted by essexjan 18 April | 10:03
In my part of the world that's simply known as good old country air. Generally when one lives downwind from a hog farm.
posted by bunnyfire 18 April | 10:39
Holy F'n SH-word. || so much silliness. SO MUCH SILLINESS.

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