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16 January 2008

A guy just knocked on our door wanting us to sign something that said the train traffic out back is unchanged from a year ago. Something about a real estate disclosure (his unit's on the market).[More:]

I wish I had video'd the whole thing. Mrs chewie answered the door, talked a minute, then he came in. Here's the scene: I'm sitting in our TV cave, which has a single string of xmas lights still up, a fan blowing on our elderly beloved yellow lab, Jeopardy's on, and I'm under a blanket with a Georgia Tech knit cap on and my hoodie over that.

The guy didn't bat an eye. I signed his paper and he left, only to knock again to let us know one of our cats escaped into the main hall and was wandering around.

Such is the excitement in the capital city this Wednesday evening.
I'm on the couch surrounded by a pile of snotty kleenexes. Just to make you feel better, you know.
posted by mudpuppie 16 January | 20:01
I'm still at work. While my friends are out at a bar celebrating birthdays.
posted by muddgirl 16 January | 20:05
I'm feeling fat
posted by pieisexactlythree 16 January | 20:17
... and sassy!
posted by ooga_booga 16 January | 20:36
i'm feeling my fat, and sassy.
posted by ethylene 16 January | 20:51
I'll see your pile of snotty kleenexes and I'll raise you a mound of dirty dishes.
posted by DarkForest 16 January | 21:02
i'm three years clean and sober today. i've just been dumped by a crack addicted bipolar chick with anti-social personality disorder. i'm gobbling mac and cheese. i'm going to fart a lot then go to bed. life is fucking good, peeps.
posted by quonsar 16 January | 22:02
quonsar, you are blessed. But I doubt it smells that way. Light a match, willya?
posted by bunnyfire 16 January | 23:16
Hooray quonsar, on all counts.

::readies can of febreeze::
posted by CitrusFreak12 17 January | 00:58
Help me pick out glasses! || GOOD GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT PISS AND POOPINGS!

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