"... Imagine if there'd been booze."
post by: Pips at: 21:05

Somebody would've handed you a Southern Comfort highball, while licking your nipples evocatively, while Errol Garner's Concert by the Sea played in the background?

It's a big world, Pips, and moreso, in the imagination of degenerates...

Stay classy, paul.

Yes, or you'll get detention. ; )

A friend of mine went to Catholic school until high school and was friends with a janitor who let her into the nuns' rooms during class. Apparently, they were an angry, bitter and balding lot who hid a lot of hard core whiskey and porn in their stuff.
They might not want to be spanked happy but many a nun seems to be into spanking in some form.

i also lived down the street from a place where they kept nuns after they'd been married to Jesus long enough to go insane. You could occasionally see them cavorting on the lawn, and this always made me think of some Tori Amos song i can't recall right now.

Take a break, paul. You can email in a week if you want to come back.

It's your decision, of course, taz, but really I wasn't offended. I figured paul was just joking around. I really meant to just share a rather hilariously inappropriate (and unsanctioned, I'm sure) "gift" from one of our more colorful teachers, given the context of a school potluck. Perhaps paul thought I was judging (far from it, really).

Anyways, me hates to see anybody "banned" or "censored," unless they're deliberately hurtful or something, and even then the site, to its credit, seems rather self-correcting, from what I've seen, with other members stepping up on such rare occasions.

So. Nuns, eh? When I was a small child my (Dublin) school had some sort of Christmas affair. There was all sorts of entertainment, including a "cartoon" show. I put the word in parentheses because, while it was both animated and by Disney (I swear, though how could I be sure?), it was rather traumatic, ending as it did with some poor gas-mask attired soldier sliding under mud and presumably drowning. The Vietnam war would have been in full flow, so perhaps someone was trying to say something.

Things improved later though as "Santa" handed out presents. I waited patiently in line for my gift and, as Santa handed it to me, I politely said "Thank you, Sister" as the gift was handed over. Perspicuous beyond my years? Or too dumb to get the pretense? (I'd have money on the latter, I think I'd have been about four).