I actuallly responded to a piece of junk mail. We went to one of those vacation club/timeshare promo sales meetings and walked out two hours later with a free turkey and two free airline tickets. →[More:]

And I only feel a little slimy for going just for the promo swag. And I ate two cookies. I sort of feel like that twilight episode where they give you a box and if you push the button, somebody somewhere dies and you receive one million dollars. We were joking that everyone else in the room was an actor and we were the only real customers.

The sales manager used to work at UPS and two huge red scars on his elbows where they repaired the nerve damage in his arms.

It was slightly depressing, but not terribly so.

Thanks, just had to publicly process the whole experience. Move along now.