You know Thursday might be a good day when... →[More:]
1. You have six new plants in your office that you got free from a guy on craigslist.
2. Someone tells you they saw you in the newspaper and it was nothing scandalous.
2a. You got the thrill of looking yourself up on Google News.
3. You think about how lucky you are not to have been born with 8 limbs or a million other terrible things.