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31 October 2007

What's the next thing you want to learn? [More:]In the very short term, I want to learn the "Soulja Boy" dance.
Flash
C++
Logic 7
CSS

Catalan
Italian
Banjo
More mandolin
Better piano skills

I'd like to get an BFA in photography
posted by chuckdarwin 31 October | 09:42
Very short term? "Medium difficulty" on Guitar Hero II.

Slightly longer term? How to get better long-exposure shots with my Holga camera.

I've got several technical things I'm about to have to learn for my job in the next few months that aren't nearly as much fun, and some are sort of annoying.
posted by BoringPostcards 31 October | 09:46
How to use the #$)%&%(*#$ing pen tool properly. It defeats me every time.
posted by mygothlaundry 31 October | 09:50
I'm thinking about maybe qualifying as a lawyer in another jurisdiction.
posted by essexjan 31 October | 09:50
Welding, Spanish, how to pilot a river boat, rifle marksmanship, engine mechanics, trapping, skinning and curing hides, butchery, European history (late antiquity), Farsi, how to snowboard, hydroponic botany, Latin, Greek, luthiery, breadmaking, field surgery.

I'm working on getting my NYC tour guide's license.
posted by Hugh Janus 31 October | 09:57
How to shoot a gun. How to speak another language fluently. How to fix my car. That's the real biggy. I would love to be able to at least know that I'm not being scammed when I take my car to the mechanic.
posted by amro 31 October | 10:01
I am taking a class on the intersection between biodiversity, conservation efforts and poverty in the developing world. Very interesting stuff, and I hope to one day take this knowledge and apply it back in Brazil, where all three elements are of the utmost important, and urgently require attention.
posted by msali 31 October | 10:04
Swashbuckling, enchantment, archery, death grip.
posted by ethylene 31 October | 10:05
utmost importance. *preview before post! preview before post!*
posted by msali 31 October | 10:05
1. How to draw better.
2. How to make Turkish pleats
3. How to make decent pie crust.
4. How to paint wooden furniture without it looking like shite.
5. The timing and science of using produce before it goes bad.
posted by LoriFLA 31 October | 10:09
Japanese.
posted by Memo 31 October | 10:21
Really good cooking.
German (properly, to the point of fluency, and that will require living somewhere where they speak it).
How to fix my house when it breaks.
posted by altolinguistic 31 October | 10:34
I have *got* to learn how to change a diaper in the next few months.

And how not to puke while doing it.
posted by gomichild 31 October | 10:37
pilates
posted by chewatadistance 31 October | 10:41
How to walk again in heels.
How to build a brick oven from scratch to put in my yard so I can bake pizza and bread and veggie stromboli in it.
The art of lure making for surf fishing.
Art history.
posted by iconomy 31 October | 10:41
For starters: snowboarding, stick shift, guitar, bass, mandolin, small scale lost wax casting, Flash, taekwondo, lace knitting from a chart without forgetting which row I'm on.
posted by casarkos 31 October | 11:09
I want to learn to not want so many things and be happy as I am.
Outside of that, my list is practically endless.
This week I want to learn CSS.
posted by DarkForest 31 October | 11:12
photosynthesis
posted by stynxno 31 October | 11:14
Objects in PHP
Wheel pose
Interior wall framing.

Did I miss something, gomichild? If so, congrats!
posted by danostuporstar 31 October | 11:21
Welding

Proper hand placement while playing keyboards

More advanced bike repair stuff
posted by miles 31 October | 11:57
welding
knitting
motorcycle repair
fiduciary certification
sewing
posted by small_ruminant 31 October | 11:59
What's going on with my insides.
Sign language.
Latin sufficient to speak.
posted by Fuzzbean 31 October | 13:32
The proper way of writing scientific articles. Beyond that, I'm not so sure.
posted by Daniel Charms 31 October | 13:37
Let's hear it for welding!

I wanna weld exotic metals ever since I first read the phrase on a subway advertisement for a technical school.
posted by Hugh Janus 31 October | 13:46
Humility.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 31 October | 13:49
How to stay organized-- scheduling, papers, possessions, task lists, etc.
posted by ibmcginty 31 October | 13:50
How to field-strip and reassemble the US Rifle, Caliber .30, M-1 (a/k/a "the Garand").

(Ready for some unintended irony? I acquired the rifle the same day as the final hearing for my divorce. Had some good chuckles over beers on that one...)
posted by PaxDigita 31 October | 14:13
How to let go
posted by Wilder 31 October | 14:13
How to knit a sock. I'm aiming low. I'm tired.
posted by Specklet 31 October | 14:19
How to cook Indian good (well, and authentic).

How to be more patient with people.

Vulcan death grip.
posted by tr33hggr 31 October | 14:35
tr33hggr: Pick up Julie Sahni's "Classic Indian Cooking" and "Classic Indian Vegetarian and Grain Cooking". They're the only two Indian cookbooks you need. Seriously.
posted by Fuzzbean 31 October | 15:13
The timing and science of using produce before it goes bad
Amen, sistah!

How to cook Indian good (well, and authentic).
I was just discussing this with the mister. My biggest challenge is that I'm just about certain that I currently own none of the spices required to do this correctly.

I want to learn how to sew so I can make the cute, simple clothes that seem to cost a billion dollars.
posted by jrossi4r 31 October | 15:16
To paint.
posted by King of Prontopia 31 October | 15:23
i'll teach you any you need to know about paint for a trade to be named later.
posted by ethylene 31 October | 15:28
How to make "cranberry sauce" for Thanksgiving without using any cranberries.

When to use the preterite or the imperfect in Spanish. And all the subjunctive tenses.
posted by mosessis 31 October | 15:43
To find someone worth the love.
To kill with a single blow again.
To telepathically suggest my wants again.
To remember.
posted by ethylene 31 October | 16:13
It use to be to forget.
posted by ethylene 31 October | 16:15
motorcycle repair

Where were you last week when I disassembled my carburetor? I can always use a spare pair of hands.
posted by Eideteker 31 October | 19:28
Blues harp.
posted by bmarkey 31 October | 19:32
Learning things never taught me nothin'.

(that's a joke, but I'm through with learning how to do stuff. It's too frustrating and frankly, my brain is full)
posted by jonmc 31 October | 19:58
An artful but firm refusal. I am not good at saying no, and I need to get better at it quickly.
posted by safetyfork 31 October | 20:09
- Spanish
- French (which I already know, I just need it back)
- I want to learn about finance
posted by SassHat 31 October | 21:57
Stuff about the catacombs in Paris
posted by youngergirl44 01 November | 14:51
I am proud to say, since posting this thread, I have LEARNED the Soulja Boy dance, and impressed several people with this knowledge.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 03 November | 21:32
I have LEARNED the Soulja Boy dance, and impressed several people with this knowledge.

Video.
posted by chuckdarwin 07 November | 06:36
Japanese
posted by pieisexactlythree 07 November | 17:03
My favourite Halloween link || "People felt safe walking the dark streets of Austin

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