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25 September 2007

Biker's penis hit by lightning A Croatian motorbiker will be praying that the old adage 'lightning never strikes twice' rings true. [More:]

Unlucky Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a quick roadside toilet break.

Djindjic said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."
Sex with Ante Djindjic is going to be hot from now on. Electric, even.
posted by iconomy 25 September | 09:22
Once his penis starts working again...

(a friend asked me if I thought Ante was going to have a superpenis now)
posted by chuckdarwin 25 September | 09:23
Worst. Superhero. Origin. Story. Ever.
posted by Atom Eyes 25 September | 09:28
When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there

You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

No! No! No! No! No!
posted by Specklet 25 September | 16:09
Okay, here's a totally crappy post for you... || "I teach filmmaking in Vienna,

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