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Tonight I made Hillary and Bill Clinton laugh. Tonight I shook Bill Clinton's hand and I got Hillary Clinton's autograph.
Hillary had a kickoff rally here in town, and I was like 20 feet from the podium. At one point, Bill was speaking and he couldn't keep the mic stand from drooping, so Hillary came around and gave him the mic to hold. I yelled out from the crowd, "Thank you, Mrs. President!" and they both cracked up.
Bill Clinton's hands are dry and cold. HIllary Clinton is much shorter in person.
It was, in a word, awesome. In two, fucking awesome.
Our country will rise, haidz, oh yes, it will rise.