THIS COMPUTER IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. PLEASE CAN WE JUST HIRE SOMEONE FOR THE FRONT DESK JOB SO I DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE ANYMORE? THERE IS A TON OF STUFF I NEED AND ACTUALLY EVEN KIND OF WANT TO BE DOING AND I CAN'T DO ANY OF IT FROM DOWN HERE. ARGH!

Um, not shouting, but SassHat, have you tried car places like Enterprise that have cargo vans? That might do in a pinch...or even a pickup...

Or HomeDepot--they have trucks that you can rent by the hour.

HOPE IS NOT A BUSINESS PLAN YOU FOOL! THE REORGANIZATION MEANS NOTHING IF YOU DON'T ENFORCE YOUR OWN CHAIN OF COMMAND!

Also, SassHat, if you get a storage place, they often throw in the trailer.

MY MICROWAVE OVEN IS BROKEN, THE DISPLAY JUST KEEPS SCROLLING THROUGH THE NUMBERS FROM 00:00 TO 99:99 AND NOTHING HAPPENS IF I HIT ANY OF THE BUTTONS.

AND MY BATHROOM SCALE IS BROKEN TOO. NO, SERIOUSLY, I DON'T MEAN IT'S TELLING ME LIES ABOUT WHAT I THINK I WEIGHT WHADDAYOU MEAN I'M NOT 109 LBS YOU BASTARD! BUT IT KEEPS SAYING 'ERROR' AND WON'T GIVE ME THE '00' SIGN SO I CAN STEP ONTO IT AND BE WEIGHED, EVEN WITH A NEW BATTERY IN IT.

SO TOMORROW I WILL HAVE TO GO TO CURRYS OR SOMEWHERE TO GET A NEW MICROWAVE AND POSSIBLY NEW SCALES. I ACTUALLY USE MY MICROWAVE TO COOK THINGS IN AND WITH AUTUMN COMING ON I KNOW I'LL NEED IT FOR MY MORNING PORRIDGE.

MY MOM'S SURGERY IS A GO, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE SCHEDULED RIGHT SMACK DURING THE WEEK THAT MY NORMAL CAT FEEDER WILL BE OUT OF THE FREAKING COUNTRY! I AM RESEARCHING PET SITTERS, AND IT MAKES ME REALLY NERVOUS!

I THINK I WOULD RATHER BE NERVOUS ABOUT THE CATS THAN THE SURGERY!

I AM SHOUTING. GENERICALLY.

FEELS A LITTLE BIT BETTER NOW.
THX.

MY DESKTOP WON'T CONNECT TO THE INTERNET! MY LAPTOP IS ON ITS LAST LEGS!

I HATE BEING DEPENDENT!
I HATE UNCTUOUSNESS!

I DID NOT WANT TO COME BACK TO NYC!

EJ I LOVE PORRIDGE BUT HAVE NEVER MANAGED TO MAKE IT IN THE MICROWAVE WITHOUT COATING THE INSIDE OF THE MICROWAVE WITH SAID PORRIDGE! SO I HAVE TO WASH A GLUE-Y PAN EVERY DAY! BUT I STILL LOVE PORRIDGE!