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16 August 2007

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Young King Balls Ridiculous.

That is all, thank you, have a good one now.

post by: Divine_Wino at: 12:03 | 30 comments

Did you get knighted?
Did you get to sniff the Queen?

posted by ethylene 16 August | 12:05

I got this kind of roundish hat with a picture of a baby seahorse on it. The queen doesn't know yet.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 12:07

Can I be Extrasensory Prince FlaxenTaint?

posted by Hellbient 16 August | 12:18

Young King Balls Ridiculous.

Are you the guest of honor?

posted by danostuporstar 16 August | 12:19

i want a pointy skewer and plate at the ball.
i never get to go to the ball.

Wot the queen don't know won't hoit 'er
but that might be my hippocampus in your royal mits.

posted by ethylene 16 August | 12:22

I have my next career (well, okay, my next career after the next one) all picked out, and a name to go with it. I'm going to be Fiona Waller (pronounced "FI-ona," not "Fee-ona"), America's premier female monster truck driver.

Say it aloud. Say it with a twang. Doesn't it sing?

posted by Elsa 16 August | 12:22

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This is my assistant, he's one dumb guy.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 12:30

But he's got suave appeal that greases the wheel.
Wot a cutie wot wot.
Wot balls indeed.

posted by ethylene 16 August | 12:34

I love you all.

posted by small_ruminant 16 August | 12:35

He's suave bolo, for sure.

Confidential to Elsa, that does sing.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 12:37

D-W is that your holdout lightsabre in the corner?

posted by lonefrontranger 16 August | 12:40

My ankle piece never leaves my ankle, not even in the shower or when dining on the fruits of love, that is just some don't run my kid over tape on the kid's backpack strap.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 12:45

What? What? What?

Nah, that sounds more South African.

posted by gaspode 16 August | 12:47

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This is my other assistant, she's marginally smarter, but way too into that air conditioner.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 12:51

Oh, would you send your assistants over here for a bit? I need some assistance. At going scritchy scritchy scritch who's a cuteypie ooodabooda good kittycat!

Ahem. What?

posted by Elsa 16 August | 12:52

They're doing a thing for me in Guam, but as soon as the deeds are signed I'll send my fastest Zepplin (The Dromedary Class Light Picket Soon This Will All Be Dust My Love) down for them and I'm sure they can help you out. The black and white one likes cold cuts.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 12:56

Reading this thread, I feel like I've been slipped a mickey.

posted by Specklet 16 August | 13:03

I'm about to slip myself a mickey, an ice cold German mickey.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 13:06

What's in the guitar cases, Fnester?

(By the way, if you look up "fnester" on Google language tools/translate text/German to English, it translates as "more fnester).

posted by Hugh Janus 16 August | 13:10

"Your new Delta name is . . . Flounder."

posted by tr33hggr 16 August | 13:10

In the guitar cases are guitars that my kiddo doesn't play, one sack of crap electric thing that Jake White probably covets, it does have that cool little amp you power with a nine volt and you can clip it to your belt. The other one is a pretty nice little kid acoustic that our family friend who looks like Charley Manson and plays Gypsy Jazz real good gave her.

posted by Divine_Wino 16 August | 13:15

Beats a tommygun and a chicken suit, that's for sure.

posted by Hugh Janus 16 August | 13:48

i thought chicken suit was always trumps.

Well, poopskipsees.

Time to crush pills and skulls.

posted by ethylene 16 August | 13:52

Crime to tush skills and pulls.

posted by Hellbient 16 August | 14:01

As any chicken-suit man will tell you, a soft guitar case will carry all but the fluffiest chicken suits without wrinkling it or damaging the delicate feathers. This leads to chicken-suit men leaving perfectly good guitars exposed to the elements just so they can protect a novelty livelihood.

Won't somebody think of the guitars?

posted by Hugh Janus 16 August | 14:01

You big galoot and your chicken suit
i'll never play euchre with you

posted by ethylene 16 August | 14:08

I always thought "cool PRS" was a contradiction in terms. I hate matching headstocks but I'll make an exception.

posted by Hugh Janus 16 August | 15:03

Wait, what? The Divine Mr Wino has a kid(s)? Why don't people tell me these things?

posted by deborah 16 August | 15:24

It's crazy. The hunka hunka burnin' mook has a wife as well.

Somewhere out there is a free Divino doppleganger for me, more vine in de vine, lighter on the wino.
But probably not.
Say la gayrrrrr

Wow, shaving the edge of really makes a difference, especially fitting in those round holes.

posted by ethylene 16 August | 15:29

Long have i known it would never work between the Janus and i, as he likes his asian girls willowy with that hint of breast, probably like Claire Danes has barely a swollen nipple, and has been smitten for ages now, besides the obvious twains that shall never meet.

Metachat prospects have been low. Everyone's taken or irredeemable. i can't find my passport any more than my proof of purchase marker.

posted by ethylene 16 August | 15:40

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