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21 June 2007

Ex-Cop Sells DVDs On How To Hide Pot A sample: coat your tires in fox urine. →[More:]from the same dude who brought you "Never Get Busted Again". He also plans on releasing DVDs titled "How to Hide This DVD From the Police" and "Hangin' With Mr. Cooper".

post by: Hellbient at: 16:00 | 7 comments

Man, I hope they don't criminalize the possession of fox urine because of this. I'd hate to have to shut down the snow cone stand.

posted by Atom Eyes 21 June | 16:10

...and the popcorn "butter" industry!

posted by WolfDaddy 21 June | 16:18

Like, "fox" foxy fox urine, or "fox" foxy lady urine? Because, you know, I see some dimes on the street I'd pay the usual rate to piss on my tires instead, I'm just saying, you know?

Pay them to piss on my jacket, that's what I'm talkin' about; nekilil' sister, piss on my jacket, please mama?

posted by Hugh Janus 21 June | 16:25

I just had a case of fox urine granules delivered to my door this week! We're using it to (hopefully) repel fruit rats that are skittering into our yard from the neighbor's neglected orange trees.

posted by simbiotic 21 June | 16:45

He said he is also planning a documentary in which he plans to ply 50 partygoers with beer and marijuana and film what happens next. The aim, he said, is to prove that partygoers who get high are less dangerous than those who get drunk.

posted by box 21 June | 16:50

My god, growing up "coat your tires in fox urine" was my mom's stock answer to just about everything.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 21 June | 17:15

Mine was "you're growing".
This was as good as the advice got and it sucks.

posted by ethylene 21 June | 17:55

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