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17 June 2007

It’s official! No one in the world has a longer nipple hair than Doug Williams. [More:](Just in case you were wondering what we do for fun here in The Big City.)

“It is enough for me to know that I can inspire an entire generation of young people, mostly boys, to grow long body hairs and achieve their own dreams.”

I'm teering up now.
posted by arse_hat 17 June | 11:28
Damn, I missed seeing it!
posted by essexjan 17 June | 11:31
Something else to aspire to... (Ties nipple hair to weights to encourage growth and/or stretching)
posted by wendell 17 June | 11:38
Somehow it's fitting that he lives in Williamsburg.
posted by jonmc 17 June | 11:55
I kind of want more details (not in a demanding, show-me-the-nipple sort of way, though, but in a more gentle my-curiosity-has-been-piqued sort of way), like a close-up shot of the nipple hair and a definition. Does such a hair grow out of the actual nipple, the small aureole surrounding it, or the skin surrounding that ring?
posted by PY 17 June | 16:59
Here's one detail shot of the hair. His entire chest has been cropped out of the shot.
posted by PY 17 June | 17:05
There is something seriously wrong with me because I actually clicked on 'Enlarge this image'. I think if I had seen a 5" nipple hair last week it would've cured me of my NYC horniness in a nanosecond.
posted by essexjan 17 June | 17:21
And you would not have been the first...
posted by wendell 17 June | 17:26
But Williams is not one to rest on his laurels. He’s got bigger follicles to fry.

“Hopefully I’ll discover a very long hair somewhere else on my body,” he said.

A true champion, it seems, is never satisfied.
posted by jason's_planet 17 June | 20:40

“Hopefully I’ll discover a very long hair somewhere else on my body,” he said.

Oh dear God, please no.
posted by essexjan 18 June | 00:53
I guess since quarterbacking the Washington Redskins to the 1987 Superbowl, Doug Williams has had little else to do but grow nipple hair. Two-time champion!
posted by Hugh Janus 18 June | 08:06
Fennec. || Whilst I cannot compete with long, long nipple hair,

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