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12 June 2007

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]

RAAAAAAH I'M HAPPEEEEEE!!!

post by: Specklet at: 13:34 | 29 comments

I FOUND MY FIRST CRUSH, FIRST BOYFRIEND, AND FIRST LOVE ON FACEBOOK, AND THEY'RE ALL GAY!!!

posted by Orange Swan 12 June | 13:38

GODDAMN APHIDS ARE EATING ALL OUR HIBISCUS BUDS!! JALAPENO PLANTS DON'T SEEM TO BE DOING WELL THIS YEAR, AND I WANT ME SOME MORE PICKLED HOT PEPPERS. I'M SWAMPED AT WORK AND GODDAMN IT JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND WORK IN THE YARD!!

posted by tr33hggr 12 June | 13:38

I AM HAPPY TOO! AND FEELING VERY PROUD OF MYSELF! I REALLY SHOULD STAB MYSELF IN THE HEAD AND LET ALL THE HOT AIR FLOW OUT!

ORANGE SWAN, MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART AND COLLEGE SWEETHEART ARE GAY! AND ANOTHER PAST BOYFRIEND IS QUESTIONABLE! WE SHOULD START A CLUB!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 June | 13:42

I DON'T HAVE MY WALLET AND REALLY REALLY HOPE IT IS AT HOME!

posted by rainbaby 12 June | 13:44

I'M FEELING GOOD TOO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

posted by Daniel Charms 12 June | 13:47

YAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO! I WANT MY MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMY! SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! MY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN!

posted by Hugh Janus 12 June | 13:48

OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! WORST PAPER CUT EVAR! OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING AND THERE'S A BIG, SEXY FLAP OF SKIN HANGING OFF! WHY MANILLA FOLDER WHYYYYY I WAS SO HAPPEEEEE!!!

posted by Specklet 12 June | 13:50

UGGGGGH I FEEL SO BLOATED AND GROSS.

posted by muddgirl 12 June | 13:53

I PUT A TON OF CAYENNE PEPPER INTO SOME SOUP I MADE AND NOW MY MOUTH IS BURNING LIKE CRAZY BUT I LIKE IT WHEE ENDORPHIN RUSH!!!!!!

posted by treepour 12 June | 14:06

GRANDMA YOU NEED A NEW BATTERY IN YOUR HEARING AID

posted by poppo 12 June | 14:06

I WANT TO MAKE BROCCOLI!!! BUT I AM FEELING LAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! AND I'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SO I'M BOTH JANGLED AND SLEEPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

posted by occhiblu 12 June | 14:08

WEIRD - A COLLEAGUE "FRIENDED" ME ON FACEBOOK OVER THE WEEKEND AND APPARENTLY HE'S GAY! I NEVER KNEW! BUT, YAY FOR SPECKLET STARTING A HAPPY SHOUTING THREAD! YAYS ALL ROUND!

posted by TheDonF 12 June | 14:09

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posted by Hellbient 12 June | 14:21

THAT LAST DEPOSIT FINALLY SHOWED UP IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY MY D40 AND TWO LENSES BUT MY CAR IS ACTING UP AND I'M UNSURE OF WHETHER I SHOULD GET THE CAMERA TODAY BECAUSE I WILL HAVE 200 DOLLARS LEFT IN MY ACCOUNT LOL I SUCK.

NOTHING GAY-RELATED IN TODAY'S NEWS THOUGH. I FEEL LEFT OUT.

posted by CitrusFreak12 12 June | 14:36

THIS JUST IN - PARIS HILTON STILL IN JAIL!

posted by Hellbient 12 June | 14:41

HAA HAA HAAAAA THANKS HELLBIENT! CURSE YOU, MANILLA FOLDER!

posted by Specklet 12 June | 14:45

I DID NOT GET CAUGHT OUTSIDE DURING THE DOWNPOUR! HUZZAH!

posted by Joe Invisible 12 June | 14:51

WHERE THE HELL IS WERETABLE? ALL THIS GARDENING TALK MAKES ME MISS HIM!!!!!!!!

I AM GOING ON A 7 DAY LONG COLORADO TRAIL HUT TRIP WITH THE MISTER IN JUST SIX DAYS FROM NOW. I'M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY THINK!!!!!!

posted by lonefrontranger 12 June | 15:21

*rereads thread* OH AND:

ORANGE SWAN AND TEEPS, I WAS MY BEST FRIEND'S BEARD IN HIGHSCHOOL. EVERYONE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING STEADY BUT HE CAME OUT TO ME OUR FRESHMAN YEAR.

CITRUSFREAK, JUST TO GIVE YOU A MALE POV ON THIS, I THINK IT PERMANENTLY SCARRED MY EX. HE CLAIMS HE WAS A 'LAST RESORT EXPERIMENT' FOR 3 GIRLS HE DATED PRIOR TO MEETING ME. IT CERTAINLY WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.

posted by lonefrontranger 12 June | 15:31

MY SISTER-IN-LAW'S MOM ACCIDENTALLY BACKED INTO MY VAN DOOR AND GAVE IT A GOOD DENT. (are any dents actually "good"?) I REALLY LIKE HER, AND I KNOW IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL, BUT SHE OFFERED TO PAY TO HAVE IT FIXED, AND NOW THE MORE I LOOK AT IT, THE MORE I WANT IT FIXED. WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME FEEL BAD?

posted by redvixen 12 June | 15:33

FUCKIN VERIZON!!

posted by danostuporstar 12 June | 15:36

I WAS JUST THINKING EARLIER OF ONE OF MY EXES, WHO IS GAY (THERE ARE TWO OF THESE OUT THERE). IT IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT DYNAMIC BETWEEN STRAIGHT GUY AND GAY WOMAN THAN THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

I FOUND HER, I THINK, AND WROTE HER A LETTER. NO ANSWER. OK. I THINK IF IT WERE THE OTHER WAY AROUND, I COULD TAKE ANOTHER SHOT, BUT SINCE I AM A GUY AND SHE'S A GIRL, IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH LIKE STALKING.

posted by danf 12 June | 16:48

WHY HAVE I WASTED SO MANY YEARS OF MY LIFE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

posted by Orange Swan 12 June | 17:09

WHY HAVE I WASTED SO MANY YEARS OF MY LIFE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

posted by Orange Swan 12 June | 17:10

AND MAKING DUPLICATE POSTS?!?!

posted by Orange Swan 12 June | 17:11

WAAAAA MY BOSS JUST TOTALLY YELLED AT ME FOR SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MY FAULT AND SHE KNOWS IT BUT SHE COULDN'T NOT YELL AT ME ANYWAAAAAAAY!!!

posted by Specklet 12 June | 18:44

I NEED A HAIRCUT!

posted by chewatadistance 12 June | 21:43

WHOEVER WAS ON THE DOOR WHEN HOME DEPOT CAME WOULDN'T LET THEM LEAVE THE NEW SINKS IN THE PACKAGE ROOM!!!!!

THE GUY ON DUTY LAST NIGHT DID SOMETHING UNSAFE FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!

PERHAPS I SHOULD FUCK OFF FOR A WHILE--IF NOT PERMANENTLY!!!

posted by brujita 13 June | 09:02

NO WAY, BRUJITA, EVEN THOUGH I SAY OBNOXIOUS AND UNINFORMED STUFF TO YOU SOMETIMES (MUCH TO MY REGRET), I'D MISS YOU IF YOU FUCKED OFF! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

posted by Hugh Janus 13 June | 09:20

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