Hooray for ugly babies! Newborns are funny-lookin'.
→[More:] The wall of baby pictures at my Ob/Gyn looks like a gallery of Dick Tracy villains.
"Look out, Dick Tracy! It's LumpFace!"
"Oh no, Dick Tracy...it's Little Squishy!"
Those poor kids. Mine is, of course, gorgeous. Baby acne and a single shock of red hair is the new hotness. Orangutan chic.