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02 May 2007

Hey. What's not up? →[More:]What aren't you doing? Me?
I am not wearing a dress with monkeys on it.
I am not painting an abstract masterpiece about escaping the modern civilized world.
I am not counterfeiting Canadian currency.
I am not rapping about Pina Coladas with Tone Loc.
I am not washing my red 1968 Mustang with an enormous orange sponge.
I am not playing volleyball on a hot California beach with Cameron Diaz.
I am not getting beat up by a 3rd grade bully named Charles Morley for wearing plaid pants.
I am not producing estrogen.

There's some other stuff I'm not doing, but I'll leave it at that for now.

post by: Hellbient at: 14:28 | 20 comments

Any movement towards a planet's center of gravity as opposed to away from it. Relatively speaking, anyway. HO HO HO.

I'm not doing my work right now, but I was pretty busty-assy this morning so it evens out.

posted by Lentrohamsanin 02 May | 14:34

I am not doing a single thing I want to be doing. Yup. It's *that* kind of week.

posted by crush-onastick 02 May | 14:46

(you are too producing estrogen, hellbient, just not much of it)

I am not flying to Laos to film a gin commercial
I am not photosynthesizing
I am not reading King Lear
I am not reanimating Boris Yeltsin
I am not doing any work, fuck it!

posted by gaspode 02 May | 14:49

There is no sense in ECHIDNA PANTS!

posted by danostuporstar 02 May | 14:52

I am not sober.
I did not just stump a bar full of old farts with the question 'who was the last white guy to lead a major league in stolen bases?' and get two free Newkies out of it.
I am not outside chillin' like Bob Dylan.

posted by jonmc 02 May | 14:58

two of those are lies. or sarcastic. or something.

posted by jonmc 02 May | 14:59

I had a feeling one of you poindexters would point that out, gaspode.

posted by Hellbient 02 May | 15:04

At least six copies of my rez are on desks around town and my cell phone is not rpt NOT ringing yet. Grrrr.

posted by PaxDigita 02 May | 15:04

I am not reanimating Boris Yeltsin

why the hell not? I could use a drinking buddy.

posted by jonmc 02 May | 15:07

I did not just stump a bar full of old farts with the question 'who was the last white guy to lead a major league in stolen bases?'

I am not Scott Podsednik

posted by ufez 02 May | 15:21

yes, but are you Pee Wee Reese?

posted by jonmc 02 May | 15:24

I am not a human calculator.
I am not eating sushi.
I am not in Tunbridge Wells, dammit.
I am not yelling at the Scalamandre rep.

posted by Specklet 02 May | 15:41

I am not having a drink in an intimate bar while it's raining outside.

I am not watching all of the good shows that everyone else is watching.

I am not making geometric light fixtures out of gallon milk jugs.

I am not feeling inspired.

posted by LoriFLA 02 May | 15:41

I am not sober
I am not in Portland, dammit
I am not rich beyond my wildest dreams
I am not able to keep one small place clean and tidy.
I am not not watching Python on DVD after waiting years for them to release the TV series on DVD in Europe.

posted by TheDonF 02 May | 17:07

i am not unamused by the Cher "Believe" tones in jessamyn's voice on the podcast which i have on, and not uninterested in hearing about the bone and underpants at a strip club with scody who i did not realize was eight feet tall.
i am not going to think about sex until the weekend, i am not--
i am not paying attention to anything in particular, which is kind of nice.

posted by ethylene 02 May | 17:35

I am not going to have to go through, it appears, a contentious divorce battle with costly lawyers' bills.

I am not cancerous.

Yippee!!!

posted by Twiggy 02 May | 18:00

Most excellent, Twiggy.

posted by ethylene 02 May | 18:02

yes, but are you Pee Wee Reese?

If I had my druthers, I'd be Phil Rizzuto, but this is the life that nature handed me.

I got the trivia right, though, no?

posted by ufez 02 May | 18:22

I got the trivia right, though, no?

Yes.

posted by dersins 02 May | 18:50

I am not playing volleyball.
I am not celebrating Beltane.
I am not a fraudulent, lip-synching pop music idol.
I am not an obscenely wealthy banker who pays escorts $750 an hour to keep a straight face while I parade around the house in diapers and act like a baby.
I am not an escort being paid $750 an hour to keep a straight face, etc.
I am not watching rugby.
I am not eating Mexican food.

posted by jason's_planet 02 May | 22:34

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