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16 April 2007

THIS IS A SHOUTING AT YOURSELF THREAD!!! WHY CAN'T THIS ANXIETY DISORDER OR WHATEVER IT IS GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK-LEAP INTO OBLIVITUDE!→[More:]

SO I WENT TO S'S HOUSE AND DID A GIG FOR HER, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS VERY HARD TO TELL WHAT SHE WANTED AND GOD KNOWS IF WHAT I DID WAS GOOD ENOUGH, AND THEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE SOLIDARITY OFFICE AND HELP OUT DOING FURTHER GOD KNOWS WHAT, AND I WAS JUST TOO ANXIOUS TO GO, WITH THIS WEIRD GIG AND WORRYING ABOUT A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW! SO I TEXTED IN SICK! NOW I FEEL GUILTY. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? WHY DO I FEEL AFRAID TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ALL THE TIME, AND I DO IT ANYWAY AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT A BIG DEAL IT IS?

post by: By the Grace of God at: 09:42 | 27 comments

SO I TEXTED IN SICK!

How utterly fucking modern. :)

posted by jonmc 16 April | 09:44

HEY SELF! QUIT DOPING OFF AND F*CKING AROUND AND GET THAT STUFF PRINTED! AND TONIGHT AT DANCING, ASK DEBBIE OUT FOR A DRINK FER CRISSAKES! WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

OK, that feels better...

posted by PaxDigita 16 April | 09:44

HEY GASTROINTESTINAL SYSTEM! KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF! YOU MADE ME MISS THREE SEPARATE EVENTS THIS WEEK BECAUSE YOU DECIDED YOU WERE TOO FREAKING DELICATE TO MAKE NICE AND LET ME GO OUT WITHOUT WORRYING! NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR, WHICH IS GOING TO FUCK WITH MY HEAD SYSTEM AND MAKE ME ALL ANXIOUS AND STRESSED OUT (NOT TO MENTION COST ME ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY!), AND THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF UNPLEASANT THINGS THAT MIGHT NEED TO BE DONE TO YOU! WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU JUST PLAY NICE??

FURTHERMORE, BODY AS A WHOLE, I REALLY DO NOT APPRECIATE THE WAY YOU'VE WAITED UNTIL I HAVE TO PAY FOR MEDICAL CARE OUT-OF-POCKET TO UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY BREAK DOWN! YOU'RE A BIG WANKER, BODY, AND I AM VERY DISPLEASED!

posted by Fuzzbean 16 April | 09:51

WHY IS CALLING THE PHONE COMPANY FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE HELP SUCH A BIG FUCKING MESS? I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN MY BILL TO ME! COULD I HAVE THE SPECIAL CODE TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER IN THE COMPANY HAS A CLUE AS TO WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT?

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 April | 09:56

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE WEEGIE BASTARDS. GET A JOB AND CHILL. THE REVOLUTION WILL WAIT FOR YOU. THEN GO OUT AND SEIZE CONTROL AND MAKE THINGS GOOD.

I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND IN SHOUTING MODE ALL DAY. MRS DUNDEE WAS IN HOSPITAL TODAY GETTING BITS CUT OUT. WATCH OUT TRAFFIC! YOU, SIR, PUT THAT PHONE DOWN OR GET YOUR WING MIRRORS REMOVED. AND YOU, MADAM, NEED TO RETHINK THAT TURN-WITHOUT-INDICATING ROUTINE YOU HAVE GOING ELSE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOUR PAINTWORK (ONE WAY OR ANOTHER).

But now I'm home and strangely relaxed (Mrs D is good but dopey in hospital). Shiraz is the vicodin of the people (and I mean that in a good way).

posted by GeckoDundee 16 April | 09:57

WHY, LORDESS, CAN'T I BE AS AMAZING AND COMMITTED AS BTGOG?

posted by danostuporstar 16 April | 10:00

I AM A SLACKY SLACK SLACKER! I AM ON METACHAT INSTEAD OF CLEANING THE HOUSE! BUT THANKS ANYWAY! Hope Mrs Dundee feels better soon, Gecko.

posted by By the Grace of God 16 April | 10:01

GET TO FUCKING WORK ALREADY, OR AT LEAST WATER THE PLANTS IN YOUR OFFICE!

posted by omiewise 16 April | 10:05

WELL, YOU WATERED THE PLANTS, NOW GET TO WORK YOU LOSER.

posted by omiewise 16 April | 10:11

VERIZON IS RETARDED AND VERY VERY BAD. WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING TWO DIVISIONS THAT DON'T TALK TO EACH OTHER? HOW COME I CHANGED MY PLAN TO PHONE AND INTERNET, AND NOW JUST THE INTERNET IS BEING CHARGED TO MY CREDIT CARD? HOW CAN I GET THAT FIXED? AND WHY DID THE PERSON I SPOKE TO A FEW WEEKS AGO TELL ME THIS WAS ALL TAKEN CARE OF? IS IT BECAUSE THEY'RE PULLING STUFF OUT OF THEIR ASS? I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT, VERIZON!! GOOD THING I HAD THE NOTION TO CALL, SINCE MY BILL IS DUE TODAY AND ALL!!!!!

/still on hold

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 April | 10:13

She's feeling much better already, thanks, BtGG. (They took the bits out without doing any more damage).

BUT GO GET THOSE BASTARDS. DON'T FEEL BEHOLDEN TO ANYONE. A WORKER NEEDS TO BE WORKING. GET TO WORK.

DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DRIVE CARS.

posted by GeckoDundee 16 April | 10:26

*Gets dragged off by the water Nazis for listening to OmieWise*

posted by GeckoDundee 16 April | 10:29

VERIZON FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME

WHAT THE HELL

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 April | 10:36

i'm dreading writing out the bills. Which is why I am practicing avoidance by being here.

Sorry, just feel whispery today.

posted by bunnyfire 16 April | 10:36

THAT LETTER TO THE DIRECTOR ISN'T GOING TO WRITE ITSELF, YOU DINK!

posted by box 16 April | 10:38

If any creditor is fucking with you, bunnyfire, I will kick their asses.

Your church has a very nice website. I don't like how it has a woman's section and then a men of ACTION section, though. Women are of ACTION too! :)

TPS: I *THWACK* VERIZON! THWACK THWACK THWACK!

posted by By the Grace of God 16 April | 10:40

NOW I JUST HUNG UP ON FUCKING VERIZON

WHY DOES EVERY PERSON TELL ME A DIFFERENT STORY

DO NOT TELL ME THERE IS NO MANAGER AND I CANNOT SPEAK TO A PERSON

I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO FIX MY FUCKING BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 April | 10:43

HEY, SCIATICA! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS! I'M ONLY 30 YEARS OLD; I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SIT AND DRIVE WITHOUT CONSTANT INTENSE PAIN IN MY BACK, HIP, AND HAMSTRING!

posted by mike9322 16 April | 10:59

in 5 minutes I'm putting my head down on the desk and crying.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 April | 11:00

MY LIFE IS A ROLLER-FUCKING-COASTER I CAN'T GET OFF...

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TWO PEOPLE AND WANT TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH BOTH OF THEM...BUT NEITHER OF THEM WANT THAT ANYMORE...BUT THEY STILL WANT THE SPOONING AND THE FORKING...

I WANT TO STOP SEARCHING...

BLARGH!!!

PLUS IM IN A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH MYSELF...

posted by Schyler523 16 April | 11:08

DEAR SELF: STOP WANTING TO GO TO SLEEP.

posted by casarkos 16 April | 11:15

OH YEAH, I FORGOT THAT I CAN'T SLEEP...

I'LL TAKE CASARKOS SLEEP!

posted by Schyler523 16 April | 11:20

HEY LT! TURNS OUT YOU'RE NOT CRAZY - EVEN A GOLDEN PERSONALITY PROFILER CAN SUSS YOU OUT! IT SAID YOU'RE AN AMAZING, MULTI-TALENTED CREATIVE, CARING PERSON WHO IS MASSIVELY INSECURE AND OVERLY-TALKATIVE FROM SURVIVAL MECHANISMS!

IT SAID YOU CAN DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOU'RE INTO IT AND THAT OTHERS MAY NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THAT "AS LONG AS YOU'RE INTO IT" HEADSPACE.

IT SAID YOU NEED TO BE MORE PROACTIVE AND COMMON-SENSICAL, BUT THAT YOU ARE INTENSELY TALENTED, CHARMING, MAGNETIC AND CHARISMATIC!

WHO KNEW? YOU ALL DID, I BET! AND SO DID I!

BUT WOW ANYWAY. I WOULD LIKE A COOKIE NOW. AND THANK YOU.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 16 April | 17:45

Well, hell, I wussed out and didn't even dance with Debbie, let alone asking her out for that drink. Ahh, fuggit; leave her alone and let her be happy.

posted by PaxDigita 16 April | 20:58

I don't shout at myself. Quiet loathing is the way.

posted by King of Prontopia 16 April | 22:16

GET BACK TO WORK ALREADY! YOU HAVE TO START IN A MINUTE. JUST BE SURE TO TELL BY THE GRACE OF GOD HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER.

posted by hadjiboy 17 April | 03:10

Yeah, like KoP, I find quiet self-loathing is the way to go.

posted by deborah 17 April | 12:44

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