Ewww, that's so awful! My family was never big milk drinkers, and milk often went bad in our fridge. Usually right before I'd pour myself a big tall glass of refreshing milk. MmmmmBLEEEEEEEECH!!!!

I forgot to mention that I actually swallowed the bad milk.

Well, hope it had some GOOD bacteria too.

Closing the doors of kitchen cupboards is important too -- I've had the scalp lacerations to prove it!

I once went bowling after school with a bunch of friends, one of whom "dipped snuff" (chewing tobacco, essentially). So, there we are, several frames into our second game, half-empty plastic cups of beer scattered everywhere, and this one friend's been spitting tobaccinated saliva (a nicely light-amber color) into one emptied beer cup, so *it's* half-full too. Anybody care to guess what happened next? It was one of the girls, and her reaction was spectacularly...ballistic. Yeah, that's the word.

Oh, and to answer your original question, bunnyfire:

You're gonna die.

But probably not from drinking soured milk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

Oh.


Well, anyway. It didn't have any cilantro in it, at least.

No, I'm sorry, but THIS is why you should pick up after yourself.

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