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29 March 2007

Worst new Ben & Jerry's? Mint White Pussy [More:] klangklangston's comment in an AskMe thread on interracial dating made me instantly picture a pint of frozen *gack!*.

While I love B&J, some of their names are turnoffs. Any other nominations for nastiest (real or made-up) flavor?
Cherry Lewis.
posted by jonmc 29 March | 21:35
Would you care for some Spotted Dick With Marshmallow Creme?
posted by iconomy 29 March | 21:39
jon, do you suppose that's made with ground-up "Hey, ladeeeee?!" or minced lambchop+hand?
posted by rob511 29 March | 21:40
Yes, best topped with the chilled bile of Dean Martin.
posted by jonmc 29 March | 21:44
Marie Provost Praline.
posted by bmarkey 29 March | 21:49
Buttafuco Swirl.
posted by jonmc 29 March | 21:49
Milli Vanilli.
posted by bmarkey 29 March | 21:55
Dick Cheney's Coronary Bypass - enlarged candy hearts in sour cherry ice cream. The taste will make you snarl with delight!
posted by bmarkey 29 March | 22:06
One for the vegans - Condoleeza Ricedream.
posted by bmarkey 29 March | 22:11
A blast from the past.
posted by ColdChef 29 March | 22:27
Jack Black You'll-Never-Go-Back Pudding Pops
posted by maryh 29 March | 22:47
Matt Drudgie-the-Whale Carvel cake, for the birthday boy or girl whose parents' despise them
posted by maryh 29 March | 22:55
SARS Ripple
posted by chococat 29 March | 23:50
Soylent Green Day.
posted by me3dia 30 March | 00:31
Soylent Green Day.

"Now, with more girls!"
posted by arse_hat 30 March | 00:44
Credit Crunch. Now available on layaway.
posted by stilicho 30 March | 01:00
Christa McNuggets -- deeply overcooked chicken nuggets in savory ice cream that tastes faintly of seawater, topped with a chocolate-covered shortbread "heat tile."
posted by ROU Xenophobe 30 March | 01:18
Sugar Cane Toad — a ribbeting mélange of frog's legs, seawater, night soil, and cotton candy strands.
posted by rob511 30 March | 02:52
Buttmunch - Chocolate ice cream with chocolate chunks and candy corn.
posted by hojoki 30 March | 05:25
Joan Jett I Love Rocky Road.
posted by PaxDigita 30 March | 08:00
Joan Jett I Love Rocky Road.

That wouldn't be nasty, it'd be AWESOME.
posted by BoringPostcards 30 March | 08:01
Joan Fudgey Jett
posted by danf 30 March | 09:38
Dingleberry Blast
posted by plinth 30 March | 10:03
I believe Weird Al gets first bite at I Love Rocky Road

Tucker Carmelson (with bowties!)
Ann Coulter Crunch (Non-fat, surprisingly bitter)
Martha Stewart's Prailine and Pruno
Trump's Toffee Toupee
Brittany's Baby Batter
John Bobbit's Nuts and Noughat
Charles Manson's Swastika Surprise ("Make a date with the Tates!")

Hungry Man Beef and Broccoli Butterscotch
Benjamin's Prailines and Dick
Rasberry Tile Grout Swirl
Macadamia Mildew
Cashew Cream Constipation
Twice-dipped Taint
Cherries and Chicken Eyes
Hand-dipped hog jowls
Chocolate Stout and Vanilla Vomit
Coffee and Capers
Peaches and Crest
posted by klangklangston 30 March | 12:45
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